ANOTHER ONE BY ME:
Peter: Don't you remember when I was the first contestant out in the National Spelling Bee?
(Cut to a group of kid faces with a young Peter Griffin):
(Sound of a teacher WAA WAA WAA)
Kid Peter: Bagel, B-A-G-L-E, Bagel, AUGGHHH!
(Pop! Like in "A Boy Named Charlie Brown" when...