someones gonna get this real quick, I'm sure I'm overlooking some really obvious syntax problem, but its not dawning on me haha. When I run
mysql_query( GRANT SELECT, INSERT, DELETE, UPDATE, FILE ON entered.testuser TO 'testuser'@'%' IDENTIFIED BY '4be30d9814c6d4e9800e0d2ea9ec9fb00efa887b'; )...