You'll never get that time back - the CRAP MOVIE thread #2(NO LISTS)

  • Thread starter Thread starter furry_logic
  • Start date Start date
I can't believe I haven't seen this thread before! I am constantly saying ... "That's two hours of my life that I won't get back" after watching the many crappy movies that I rent from Netflix.

Let's begin with Miami Vice with Colin Farrell and Jamie Foxx. I didn't have very high hopes for it to begin with, but I figured I'd give it a chance. The movie was trying way too hard to capitalize on its flashiness and it just flat out didn't work. The storyline was lame and CF looked ridiculous. He had absolutely NO chemistry with his love interest, which is surprising because CF usually has chemistry with all of his leading ladies from what I can recall.
 
I rented that movie as well not too long ago and had the same feelings while watching. The parts with the little boy online and the neighbor posting those perverted notes on the side of his building was just creepy. Not to mention that all the actors seemed so bland and lifeless.
 
LMAO. I remember WBB. Not a good movie but too innocuous for hatred. John Corbett was the cowboy, right? Hee. God it's been a long time.

And I think that at least one of the girls was there to get married and divorced because at her age it was better to be divorced than single so she planned to marry the first guy she saw and divorce him in as quick a time... and I really can't remember how any of it turned out.

I bought Me You and Everyone We Know because it was on sale and had won lots of awards. Man that movie was odd. It starts out with John Hawkes lighting his hand on fire and doesn't get any less weird as the movie goes on. I couldn't stop watching because it was odd but I wasn't nominating it for any awards. Since then 3 seperate people have told me how the movie changed their lives. Good for them. I offered to give them my DVD but they didn't take me up on it.
 
Wedding Bell Blues.

I watched it over ten years ago and I'm still bitter. It's a movie about three girls who go to Vegas with different agendas. One wants to get a quicky abortion somewhere out of their small town. The other is about to get married and she's either never had an orgasm or she just wants to make sure she's good in bed or something. And the last one is there to be the driver essentially. There may something in there about how they want to get a quicky marriage to appease conservative families or something...

I don't remember and I don't care. The story was aweful. It was filled with actors who play B-parts on soaps or even commercials. It was utterly predictable. And the scene where the girl is screwing a cowboy in every stall in the stable until (wouldn't you just know it) she gets that longed-for orgasm in the very last stall??? I could've lived without that. It was just not good.

Trainspotting.

The movie may be good, but it's not my cup of tea. And it was a blind date, that's why I was there. And the guy stood me up. So, yeah...
 
The last "crappy" movie I saw was "Where the truth lies" but here's the thing, I watched only 15 minutes of it. Maybe the rest wasn't so blah..
 
Don't just list the movie - if we get lists, I'll close the thread. Tell us WHY you didn't like it. Also, no bashing or criticizing posters just because they didn't like a movie you did, or vice versa. This is supposed to be a place of discussion and everyone's entitled to their opinion.


Shrr, I brought over your rule to remind people :) Continue on, please :D

Heres my last post



Oh good lord, I hated Confessions as well. I cant say that I hate Lindsay's acting though because I did enjoy her in Mean girls and The Parent Trap but Confessions and Freaky Friday were horrible. I never seen Master of Disguise, and I dont think I ever will. My little cousin use to annoy me by shouting out "turtle turtle" all the time.
 
Back
Top