Would you hire an educated monkey as the lead architect for the building of a...

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George T

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...skyscraper? I own a monkey that I am putting through graduate school right now. He is a model student and gets great grades. Basically I want to make sure that I'm not wasting my money and he will be able to get a job. His school does not offer job placement. He will be graduating this year.
 
I'm glad you asked this, last year I hired a Bamboon as my accountant and he did a great job, he refused to wear underwear and that was a little.............awkward to say the least but the important thing is he did the job, unfortuantely, I had a chimp paint my house and all they did was eat bananas outside and make faces to each other so that was a disaster, it all depends, I wish you the best of luck with your Honor Student Primate
 
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