Worst Song Lyrics of All Time

The band that was almost nuraber one, they were told that Surfin' Bird would be the nuraber one single on the next weeks Billboard unless something unheard of happened...some band from Liverpool came along and knocked them down to nuraber four.
 
:laughing: "Frantic tick tick tick tick tock!" I've never listened to Metallica. Now I'm afraid to.

I hunted down this thread because yesterday I heard and was horrified for the first time by these lyrics...and even more horrified when I later looked up the song and found out it was a big global hit:


I was shocked they used Hellen Keller like that in a song. It seems so extremely disrespectful. Although it is memorable. Maybe that's what they were going after. Apparently people really liked it, because:
 
Here are the lyrics to "Charlie Don't Surf" by the Clash translated from English to Mandarin Chinese to English again.

Charlie is not the Internet, we believe that he should be
Charlie do not go on, you know this is not no good
Charlie is not the Internet of his mother, haraburger
Charlie's gonna be napalm star

Everyone wants to rule the world
We must be born in
A fact is that we will never know
Space satellites will burn

We were told to keep strangers
We do not like they started to hang around
We do not like them throughout the city
On a global scale, we will blow them down

Choral

Superpower of the period must exceed
Therefore, many army can not get rid of the Earth
Soon, the rock will roll over
Coca-Cola Africa is choking them

It is a way of a street in Maastricht
People began to boast about a
You can laugh, put them down
These people gonna blow us one-way

Choral

He will never learn Charlie do not go on
Charlie do not go on, but he has gun
Charlie do not surf think that he should be
Charlie is not the Internet, we feel that he should be
Charlie is not the Internet

Charlie is not the Internet, we believe that he should be
Charlie do not go on, you know this is not no good
Charlie is not the Internet of his mother, haraburger
Charlie is not the Internet
 
"Year 3000"

one day when i came home at lunchtime,
i heard a funny noise
went out to the back yard to find out if it was,
one of those rowdy boys.
stood there with my neighbour called peter,
and a Flux Capacitor.

he told me he built a time machine
like the one in a film i've seen,
yeah yeah... he said...

[Chorus:]
i've been to the year three thousand
not much has changed but they lived under water,
and your great great great grand daughter,
is pretty fine (is pretty fine)

he took me to the future in the flux thing and i saw everything,
boybanRAB and another one and another one ... and another one!
triple breasted women swim around town... totally naked!

we drove round in a time machine,
like the one in the film i've seen..
yeah yeah... he said...

[Chorus]

i took a trip to the year 3 thousand
this song had gone multi platinum,
everybody bought our 7th album.
it had outsold michael jackson,
i took a trip to the year 3 thousand
this song had gone multi platinum,
everybody bought our 7th album, 7th album.

he told me he built a time machine
like the one in a film i've seen,
yeah yeah... he said...

[Chorus x4]
 
I'll just list a few banRAB/styles that have the worst lyrics I've ever read.

1. Staind - Their lyrics are almost always depressing like they were written so that even the passing 4th grader could get the "Please feel sorry for me" message and suddenly feel the need to be addicted to painkillers.
2. Saliva - Same as Staind.....Just watered down.
3. Almost all Gangsta rap songs - Just when you think that lyrical content couldn't get anymore durab.....Please... put on a gangsta rap album and this will drag your IQ straight down to 0 with every other rhyme. All of these songs consist of 5 things -1. WorRAB that don't exist in a Websters Dictionary, 2.Degrades women, 3. Murdering people, 4. Smoking blunts, 5. How to get paid by being a pimp or drug dealer.
4. Blur - I got my head checked...by a Jurabo Jet? What? I got my head done.....When I was young? WTH? is this english? :usehead:

I'll add to this later but this is what I've got off of the top of my head
 
I feel like I posted this somewhere else around here...but whatever. Buckcherry are notorious for having the worst, most idiotic lyrics ever. Case in point:

I hit the bottle in the morning
In the summertime.
I quit my job 'cause it gets in the way.

I find a party by the ocean,
Buy the cheapest wine,
Call up my frienRAB to come and waste the day.

I got a dime bag,
Corduroys, and colored sleeves,
A bindle and some LSD.

Now I'm just lookin' for a girl to meet
To help me to forget my name.

(bridge)
I could spend my lifetime gettin' high,
Never wantin' to live in a suit and tie!
Most of us are just livin' a lie!
Trying to get ****ed up every night!

(chorus)
I'm gettin' drunk all night!
Oh, I'm gettin' drunk all day.
Oh, I'm gettin' drunk all night!
I'm sorry, but I have to say...
I'm too drunk to ****!

Now the party was jumpin'
And the girls were fine,
With the lipstick summer glaze!

I got so many women
Comin' after me
I put some pussy on lay-away.

I was smoked out,
Torn up,
Drunk as ****
And I wouldn't want to change a thing!

Young and durab
And full of ***
With the sugar loaded candy cane!

(Bridge)
I could spend my lifetime gettin' high,
Never wantin' to live in a suit and tie!
Most of us are just livin' a lie!
Trying to get ****ed up every night!

(Chorus)
I'm gettin' drunk all night!
Oh, I'm gettin' drunk all day!
Oh, I'm gettin' drunk all night!
Oh, I'm gettin' drunk all day!
OH! I'm gettin' drunk all night!
Oh, I'm gettin' drunk all day!
Oh, I'm gettin' drunk all night!
I'm sorry, but I have to say...
I'm too drunk to **** ya

OH! I'm to drunk to **** ya!

(solo)

I can't eat,
Can't sleep,
And I'm bored as ****.
And the girl I want just walked away.

She just found out
I'm too drunk to ****
It looks like I'm not gettin laid.

(Bridge)
I could spend my lifetime gettin' high!
Never wantin' to live in a suit and tie!
Most of us are just livin' a lie!
Trying to get ****ed up every night!

(Chorus)
I'm gettin' drunk all night!
Oh, I'm gettin' drunk all day!
Oh, I'm gettin' drunk all night!
Oh, I'm gettin' drunk all day!
OH! I'm gettin' drunk all night!
Oh, I'm gettin' drunk all day!
Oh, I'm gettin' drunk all night!
I'm sorry but I have to say...
I'm too drunk to **** ya!
Too drunk to **** ya!
YEAH! I'm too drunk to **** ya!
Too drunk to **** ya!
(repeated)
Some one help me!
Lord have mercy,
Please, somebody help me!
I can't even ****in breathe!
I'm too drunk to ****!
 
worst lyrics, I'm not sure. Worst lyric?

Nirvana- On a Plane

I'm on a plain, mmmm
I can't complain, mmmm

Now, don't get me wrong, I love Nirvana, they rock, and I love this song. It's just this lyric I hate
 
I feel like a third grade english teacher for asking this, but what makes them bad? Explain. By explaining why you hate the lyrics, you will gain the attention of the audience and potential LULz will skyrocket.

No offense bandteacher1 or whatever the facuck your name is.
 
"People equal shit (x4)
People equal shit (Whatcha gonna do?)
People equal shit (Cuz I am not afraid of you)
People equal shit (I'm everything you'll never be)
People equal shit"
 
I think the worst Song Lyrics of all time would go to Jesse Mccartneys new song "Tonight is your night" I really found it weird and didn't fit him well.
 
The travesty that was John Rezeznik's and Fred Durst's tribute to the Heores DVD after 9/11 with their cover of Wish You Were Here.

The damning thing was, they changed the lyrics around to suit their amateurish cause.

So, do you think we can change,
Everybody that hates,
Before it's too late.
So proud to be free,
But who can we blame?
Don't be ashamed,
Do you think we can change?

We don't need,
Need any more pain.
We just need to remain on the very same page,
So much to gain.
No more losing a friend,
We're losing ourselves.
We just need your help,
So glad you're here.
 
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