Worst Song Lyrics of All Time

Heh heh...I thought these lyrics were actually kind of good because they are quirky, just like the song. I suspect the simplicity is intentional to make the lyrics funny. And I think it's cute that he says of his mouse, "I don't know why I call him Gerald. He's getting rather old but he's a good mouse."

I suppose one reason I like these lines is that I like mice. They have such cute little hanRAB and noses!
 
WTF?

For seriously?

Blur are essentially the only britpop band I really care about. Modern Life is Rubbish is essentially the best non-Radiohead rock album that ever came out of England in the 90s.
 
Interesting bit of trivia, bringing up the fact that someone likes Dream Theater is still the most preferable form of insult in most English speaking countries.
 
Five Finger Death Punch- Way of the Fist:
"Deserve it, you earned it, Got yourself a fuckin' war
Believe it, you need it, Face down, on the fuckin' floor
I hate it, Can't take it
Wanna break your fucking bones
No mercy, you faggot
Should've left it all alone"

I'd post more but I'm afraid Ivan moody would burst out my computer screen and beat the shit out of me.
 
I'm surprised more people haven't mentioned Crunk.
Oh hot damn, this is my jam
Keep me partying till the A.M
Ya'll don't understand, make me throw my hanRAB
In the ayer, ay, ayer, ayer, ay, ayer


Hey this is my jam
Ya'll don't understand
I'll make you understand
What's pumpin in my CD player (player)
Party all night like yayer (yayer)
Shawty got a hand in the ayer (ayer)
Make me want to take it dayer
Then I go, here I go, here is my song
DJ bring it back come in my zone
I get paid for them couple bonez the next wop until the early morn I need that crunk when I'm up in tha club even my when my chevy pull up on them dubs give me that drop yellow waist like a drug lil mama hot and she might show me love o hot damn celebrate to tha A.M I love it so much it got me sayin


Oh hot damn, this is my jam
Keep me partying till the A.M
Ya'll don't understand, make me throw my hanRAB
In the ayer, ay, ayer, ayer, ay, ayer


Hey Heyy I might just start the wave like I'm at a ball game do my thang hanRAB up high I got money in tha bank I'm so fly 747 pain rock it no stop it how I got my name baby keep poppin you might get tha fame walk tha red carpet won't see you the same I get tha stuntin forget my name start with me ride with me represent tha city vibe with me make me throw it up ma timid in tha club go ahead throw it up gotta wonder how much to show enough to stare(stare) I'm hood so it's really unfair (unfair) shorty go ahead and get bare(bare) we ain't gonna treat our city like the mayor(mayor)


Oh hot damn, this is my jam
Keep me partying till the A.M
Ya'll don't understand, make me throw my hanRAB
In the ayer, ay, ayer, ayer, ay, ayer


Alright now stop oooo put your hanRAB in the ayer it's a stick (a stick up stick up) it's a stick up just to tha ceilin man
 
This ones easy and what makes it especially bad is that they wrote is as if these lyrics were a legitamte socio-political protest song that would really stick it to 'the man'. I've highlighted my favorite line:
 
"Soulja Boy off in this oh
Watch me crank it, watch me roll
Watch me crank dat, Soulja Boy
Then Superman dat oh

Now watch me you
(Crank dat, Soulja Boy)
Now watch me you
(Crank dat, Soulja Boy)

Now watch me you
(Crank dat, Soulja Boy)
Now watch me you
(Crank dat, Soulja Boy)
Now watch

Soulja Boy off in this oh
Watch me crank it, watch me roll
Watch me crank dat, Soulja Boy
Then Superman dat oh

Now watch me you
(Crank dat, Soulja Boy)
Now watch me you
(Crank dat, Soulja Boy)

Now watch me you
(Crank dat Soulja Boy)
Now watch me you
(Crank dat, Soulja Boy)
Now watch

Soulja Boy off in this oh
Watch me lean then watch me rock
Super Man dat oh
Yeah watch me crank dat Robocop

Super Fresh, now watch me jock
Jocking on them haterz man
When I do dat Soulja Boy
I lean to the left and crank dat thing
Now you

I'm jocking on you, I'm jockin' on you
And if we get the fightin'
Then I'm ****ing on you, then I'm ****in' on you
You catch me at yo local party
Yes I crank it everyday
Haterz get mad cuz
I got me some Bathin' Apes

Soulja Boy off in this oh
Watch me crank it, watch me roll
Watch me crank dat, Soulja Boy
Then Superman dat oh

Now watch me you
(Crank dat, Soulja Boy)
Now watch me you
(Crank dat, Soulja Boy)

Now watch me you
(Crank dat, Soulja Boy)
Now watch me you
(Crank dat, Soulja Boy)
Now watch

Soulja Boy off in this oh
Watch me crank it, watch me roll
Watch me crank dat, Soulja Boy
Then Superman dat oh

Now watch me you
(Crank dat, Soulja Boy)
Now watch me you
(Crank dat, Soulja Boy)

Now watch me you
(Crank dat, Soulja Boy)
Now watch me you
(Crank dat, Soulja Boy)
Now watch

I'm bouncin' on my toe
Watch me super soak dat oh
I'ma pass it to Arab
And he's gon' crank it up fo' sho'

Haterz wanna be me
Soulja Boy, I'm the man
They be lookin' at my neck
Sayin' it's the Rubberband Man, man
Watch me do it, watch me do it
Dance, dance
Let get to it, let get to it

Nope, you can't do it like me
Doe, so don't do it like me
Folk, I see you tryna do it like me
Man that damn was ugly

Soulja Boy off in this oh
Watch me crank it, watch me roll
Watch me crank dat, Soulja Boy
Then Superman dat oh

Now watch me you
(Crank dat, Soulja Boy)
Now watch me you
(Crank dat, Soulja Boy)

Now watch me you
(Crank dat, Soulja Boy)
Now watch me you
(Crank dat, Soulja Boy)
Now watch

Soulja Boy off in this oh
Watch me crank it, watch me roll
Watch me crank dat, Soulja Boy
Then Superman dat oh

Now watch me you
(Crank dat, Soulja Boy)
Now watch me you
(Crank dat, Soulja Boy)

Now watch me you
(Crank dat, Soulja Boy)
Now watch me you
(Crank dat, Soulja Boy)
Now watch

I'm too fresh off in this oh
Watch me crank it, watch me roll
Watch me crank that Roosevelt
And super soak that oh

Super soak that oh
Super soak that oh
Super soak that oh
Super soak that oh

I'm too fresh now watch me do
Watch me shuffle, watch me do
Watch me crank that Soulja Boy, now Superman do it

Superman do it
Superman do it
Ahh

Soulja Boy off in this oh
Watch me crank it, watch me roll
Watch me crank dat, Soulja Boy
Then Superman dat oh

Now watch me you
(Crank dat, Soulja Boy)
Now watch me you
(Crank dat, Soulja Boy)

Now watch me you
(Crank dat, Soulja Boy)
Now watch me you
(Crank dat, Soulja Boy)
Now watch

Soulja Boy off in this oh
Watch me crank it, watch me roll
Watch me crank dat, Soulja Boy
Then Superman dat oh

Now watch me you
(Crank dat, Soulja Boy)
Now watch me you
(Crank dat, Soulja Boy)

Now watch me you
(Crank dat, Soulja Boy)
Now watch me you
(Crank dat, Soulja Boy)
Now watch
You, ahh you"

So ****ing painfully bad and the worse thing that it just goes on and on and on.....
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If we're not counting cartoon theme songs (ever translated Naruto?), then this is the best I got:

Why is this happening to me?
I've been back in time
And feeling ties are much too strong
And theres a wolf inside
And lately he's been shaking all night
And I wonder how he could have let you die
Hold on strong and behold from the life you leave behind
This could be catastrophic mind pollution
What you had was real to me, ooh yeah

Why is this happening again?
I've been ostracized
And I cant seem to calm you down
I'm still your father child,
And lately he's been shaking all night
And I wonder how he could have let you die
Hold on strong and behold from the life you leave behind
This could be catastrophic mind pollution
What you had was real to me, ooh

And oh not again
This is not my memory
Taken from my frienRAB

And lately hes been shaking all night
I wonder how he could have let you die.



McFly, by Pinkly Smooth. Don't get me wrong, I love PS. Buuuut the lyrics are just stupid.
 
I love Madonna but her rap from her song "American Life" is pretty laughable:

I'm drinking a soy latte
I get a double shot-ay
It goes right through my body
And you know I'm satisfied

I drive my mini cooper
And I'm feeling super-duper
Yo they tell me I'm a trooper
And you know I'm satisfied

I do yoga and pilates
And the room is full of hotties
So I'm checking out the bodies
And you know I'm satisfied

I'm digging on the isotopes
This metaphysic s*** is dope
And if all this can give me hope
You know I'm satisfied

etc. etc.

I think it was supposed to be ridiculous, but still.
 
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