Worst Film You've Seen At The Cinema

Lord of The Rings: The Return Of The King is one high on my list. I had to sit in a packed cinema with noisy idiots and sticky floors for 3 and a half hours without light and food for most parts and because I couldn't bear to leave in case I missed something, I was bursting for the loo by the end and got jostled by the crowd of people leaving the 3 multistart screens equaling about 450.
In Scary Movie 3 the projector was aligned so that it was possible to see the boom mic through most parts of the film.
 
Worst ever for me:

1st Joint place for the two new Star Wars'
2nd Toys
3rd Joint place for Star Trek 5 and 10. I'm a fan but they were sh*t.

This year for me was Spiderman 2. Yes it had jaw dropping scenes but it was even further OTT than the original and I just wsn't buying it. Unnecessary use of CG at times too.

I liked Garfield... :o
Loved Riddick and the Village too.

Haven't brought myself to see Catwoman though, I'm scared of how bad it will be! I'll just download it when a DVD version becomes available. Same with ThunderbirRAB, it's sat on my desktop now and I might watch it today.
 
Bram Stoker's Dracula.

There was a group of us, so had to sit through it as we were going on for a meal after, it was so crap and boring I and a few others fell asleep!
 
As a Star Trek fan 5 and 10 are bad 10 being the worse...

Spider Man 2 is so far this years best film, however theres not been that much good stuff made this year Troy was also good.....
 
"Problem child 2"..the reason i went to see this at the cinema?...because my other half said..and i quote.."lets not see anything with guns and horror!....lets see something light hearted and with abit of humour"

silly cow...last time she picks a film

funny thing was, it had no humour..and was a horror to watch :p
 
"Spacehunter (Adventures In The Forbidden Zone)"

I only went to see it because it was in a new sort of 3D. The 3D was OK for a bit but it gave you a headache after a while. The film itself was so astonishingly crap it made the Mad Max films look good. It was on TV a while ago and I saw a few minutes of it. It was quite funny seeing it without the 3D. Things that made absolutely no sense would happen purely so that something could protude from the screen and show off the 3D effect. Without the 3D it was utterly ludicrous.
 
Open Water.

It's the worst film I have ever seen. WorRAB fail me.

I think it is still at the cinema in England at the moment, so for Christ's sake, don't be tempted to go and see it. Stay home and stick pins in your eyes instead. Save some money. ;)
 
Can I have two? I can't decide which is worse!

Mimic - Ooh, a giant moth that flutters in your face every now and then. Looked so real (note the italics)

Spawn - WTF? Fire spirals, most confusing story ever (although the gibberish speech from 'The Matrix Reloaded's' architect was a close second on the baffle-o-meter), and a strange small blue freak

With both of those films an old friend, or should that be ex-friend, convinced me to bunk off school to see them. Seriously - I wished I never had!

PS - forgive me for any mistakes with the aforementioned garbage. It was many moons ago that I saw them - haven't bothered again since
 
I saw one of the worst film every over the weekend in the cinema and that was Envy with Jack Black and Ben Stiller. I cant remeber a comedy before where the whole cinema sat through the film in silence. I should of walked out and saved myself the pain. I can understand why it took 2 years for this film to get be released but why waste showing it in the cinema as this should have gone straight to video!
 
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