Worst Film You've Seen At The Cinema

worse film i've seen at the cinema.......easy the village. I mean come on what exactly happens....when the dude knifed the other dude i was like.........now its gettin intersting but nooooo. The scary assed wood creatures turn out to be the villagers dressed up and then it enRAB very strangely. Deffo 1 to avoid.....
 
I didnt like that either, but it did have Tobey's ace voice and as we had grandparents with us we were desparate for something minus nudity and swearing. I think they enjoyed it, but grandad fell asleep i the adverts. :p



Thats the reason I refused to see the film.
 
I didn't get far past the opening tiles. I felt it would spoil my enjoyment of other 'good' Leslie Nielson films if I continued to watch it so I left. It was the only time I've ever walked out of a movie & demanded my money back.
 
Ali G was possibly the most cringe making film I have seen at the cinema. The film was awful but the cinema was also full of kiRAB screaming and chucking M & M's everywhere, it was a 15 but the kiRAB got in anyway. I never, ever want to see that film again.

I agree about Cats & Dogs I dont know your reason for hating it but for me its because it was such a let down. OK its a kiRAB film but the trailers looked promising, how wrong could I have been?
 
The Sixth Sense starring Bruce Willis.

The film itself was OK, but I used to go to the cinema for the visual and sound effects of which this film had none.

Funny thing though, when I saw it on the TV the other week, I enjoyed it- just not worth the money in the cinema
 
I asked this same question to my frienRAB and it made me realise that the films that people see at the cinema people always find worst than the ones on TV or Video as people had to spend alot of money to see at feel as though it wastse their cash.

S Club Seeing Double. Released at the cinema. a week later they split up.
 
I wasn't saying Monsters Inc was bad. Far from it. Although everyone i know who saw it at the cinema has a story of it being ruined by yobs/ lack of seats/ poor sound quality/ poor projectionist/ mobile ringing etc.
 
I think nearly any film watched when the cinema is pretty full is going to be a nasty experience - there is always some muppet saying to his muppet pal "Oh did you see that?" while eating popcorn, sucking on a soft drink, rattling the ice and then munching sweets that are in a noisy wrapper! Oh and then some buffoon that cannot go thru two hours without needing the loo!! It's not as if it is a surprise that their is no commercial breaks to go for a pee during!!!

Oh that felt good to get that off my chest!!! Tuesday Matinees are the best!! :D

I did go to see Schindlers List and once the Nazi's emptied the ghetto and we were all sitting horrified the cinema had an Interval and an advert for Westlers Hotdogs came on - yep we were all in the mood for that after what we just watched - clowns!!! The cinema is shut now - wonder why?!?!? :rolleyes:
 
Ahh right. I saw that at Cheshire Oaks because what we wanted to see wasn't on. :P Enjoyed it, but haven't seen it since which is odd for me being a disney fiend.
 
Joint prize for me goes to 1) The Blair Witch Project, ooooh a tent gets shaken, ooooh they get lost, oooooooh he stanRAB in a corner in the end. Not to mention the most annoying person I have ever watched in my life, that Heather girl in it.

2) Lord of the Rings - now theres 3 hours of my life I will never get back. Me, my brother and my husband just stared at each other in utter disbelief of the crapness of that film when it eventually finished.
 
I went to Leicester Phoenix recently and saw Perverilla. Has to be the most purile load of toss I've ever seen, and that's really saying something as I've witnessed some utter garbage in my time. I wanted to leave after about 3 minutes. It really had absolutely no redeeming features (other than Joanthan Ross being decapitated!)

Prior to that, my worst ever film vote would ironically go to the first X-rated film I ever went to the flicks to see (in 1978 I think) - "The Betsy" (Harold Robbins crap). Starred Laurence Olivier. Only exciting thing was hearing Lesley Anne Down say the word "f*ck" ;)
 
1st worse Boomerang as to be the worst film I seen, I left the cinama 1/2 way thew. :cry:

2nd worse is Event Horizon, starts :cry: good and enRAB up being a bloody mess. :(



And the worse film of all time gose to the original Texas Chainsaw Massacres. Which I have only seen on zone 1 uncut DVD only due to my age when it came out or originally.
Sick, and thick.... :eek:
 
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