Worst film you own?

Ha Ha Abducted By The Daleks ive heard thats like Dalek soft porn, and Terry Nations family got the hump about the title.

For me Oceans 12 was Rubbish and got turned off after an hour..its now for sale on ebay,but i dont hold much hope of selling it :)
 
Dungeons and Dragons

Look, if Jeremy Irons agreed to be in it it can't be THAT bad surely? Plus, who doesn't like CGI dragons? Go on, you've nothing better to spend
 
Mine would have to be Ginger Snaps - it was going cheap in Woolies and I'd heard it was meant to be quite good. Big mistake, have been meaning to palm it off on a charity shop.
 
I just bought my worst film on Friday.

Here's what the box said:

The new sixth sense - 4 stars, Total film

Tremendous - Jonathan Ross, film 2006

Empire - 4 stars.

All this seems good, right? The film stars Robin Williams and Toni Collette, and was apparently inspired by true events.

The Night Listener. THE most boring turgid piece of complete crap it's ever been my misfortune to sit through. I got into that whole I paid for this, I'm going to damn well watch it mentality, but it was sheer torture.

I also bought Mimic 2 because I had to buy a 4th film to get the deal (4 for a tenner) and that was the only one I could find. This was also crap, but I expected that it would be and it was entertainingly bad :D
 
Ginger Snaps is a good independent horror film!! Hardly in the worst catagory.

Anyway, all I can think of is Halloween Resurrection, bought it without seeing it and learnt my lesson, still on my dvd shelf because I haven't managed to sell it yet, and I can hardly give a Region 1 dvd to a charity shop.

Apart from HR, all the others I've bought and ended up hating have been sold. It is rare now though that I get a dud when buying something without seeing it.
 
Don't watch Starship Troopers 3 then.
My friend raved about the first, thought the second was crap but had faith in the 3rd because it had the original actors etc.

Shocking.
 
Death Wish 3.

Filmed in a very unconvincing London-dressed-to-look-like-New-York, and so bad it has to be seen to be believed.

Inept on every level - funny how back then it seemed fine for a man to pull out a big gun and blow a huge hole in someone for trying to break into their car, or steal a purse.

The acting is dire (Bronson was never what you would call oscar-worthy), the gangs come across like unruly infants, and the music score is one of the worst I have ever heard (and by Jimmy Page, no less).

But my favorite moments have to be where the neighbourhood starts to 'fight back' at the end, and they start killing the gang members and then start jumping up and down with delight to celebrate...kiRAB, old ladies, the lot - hysterical!

Michael Winner has certainly foisted some cr*p on us, but this has to be his finest(?) achievement.
 
I may have put up Lifeforce and Transporter 2, but I now remember that I do actually own a copy of Three, 'starring' Kelly Brook. :o Despite her erm... talents, this is by far the the worst film I own.



I always tend to forget this masterpiece when I'm slating The Phantom Menace as the worst 'big budget film' made. Dungeons and Dragons is actually far worse. I saw it again on Channel 5 recently. The horror...
 
Years ago OH and sat through Starship Troopers because it looked exciting(his worRAB not mine) what a pile of caak. Few months ago my son came in and said that he was watching a film that was so bad he had to watch it till the end.It was Starship Troopers. I found it for a pound in a charity shop just before Christmas so he got it in his stocking.:D
For me I have a couple of dodgy films in my collection.First would be Four Play with amongst others Colin Firth,Stephen Fry and Jack Dee. Blo*** awful.:yawn:
The only other one I can think of is the remake of Herby Rides Again couldn't even finish it. Dire:(
 
Driven a really dire remake of Grand Prix by Sylvester Stallone set in US motor racing (was to be set in F1 but Bernie wouldnt allow filming during the season-thank god!!) Should be renamed drivel!! It had the most unconvincing racing scenes i have ever seen if it happened in real life those drivers would be permanatly in front of the stewarRAB and they would be paying out a fortune in fines!!!
 
I quite enjoyed that. Seem to remember it as being quite tense. Had a nice graphic novel style to it too, which was cool.

Mine has got to be Oceans 12. Although it was a Xmas present from a family member who usually buys me "How it works" big books and stuff, so I guess it's an improvement.
 
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