Worst film you own?

I managed to get to the end and then played it back with commentary :eek: ....which to be fair was one of the main reasons why I frivolously splashed out a full English pound on this utter dross. ;)
 
Lifeforce. I love it, but it is (for the most part) terribly acted, poorly scripted and lumbered with a near incomprehensible plot. The SFX aren't bad though.

Transporter 2. Miserable Americanized take on the first film.



Now, now... That's Jake Gyllenhaal's finest moment.

I like that film. :o
 
'The Producers'.

Mel Brooks stopped being funny after 'High Anxiety', but I hoped as this was based on his 60's work it might be any good. WRONG!

Terrible film.
 
Windtalkers - bought it because Nicholas Cage films are usually pretty good, but it looks like it was made by the people responsible for The A-Team.
 
My best pal and I often buy each other complete stinkers (you know the kind - costs a pound in some awful second hand shop), it's an ongoing mission to seek out the worst film in existence, outside of the predictable ones. So sadly I have quite a few hellishly awful films. Here's a few -

Queen Kong.
Abducted By The Daleks.
The Wild World Of Batwoman.
Blackula.

The worst "unreleased" films I own are without doubt Fantastic Four (1994 version) and Star Wars Holiday Special. The Star Wars one is arguably the worst thing I've ever seen, Chewbacca even has a family, and his son is called Lumpy. Yes it's THAT bad.
 
Starship Troopers 2: Hero of the Federation

Bought it when it first came out and i've never felt buyers remorse as bad as that ever. Terrible film.
 
Paranoid Park.

Sounded great. It is the bloody worst film I've ever seen. With nothing but slow motion shots of people walking (recorded from behind them so you can't even see their faces) to random music. I mean... did he even ever see the murder?!

Other bad ones I own are Creep and Diary Of A Teenage Drama Queen. Both awful.
 
I have Toy Soldiers with Sean Astin i personally love it but a lot of people think it sucks, also have mighty ducks 1-3 and Free Willy.
 
Solaris - I have only watched it half way through - man what a crap movie.

I would have said Mama Mia - but technically its my wifes ;o)
 
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