Worst advert on TV at the moment (Part 4)

Wow, great minRAB think alike ;)

The jackpotjoy ad is nuts! I don't know if it's meant to be a parody or what, but Babs laugh is damn scary. And the accents are all really bad.
 
Everest Adverts
I don't have a massive problem with these 'you didn't expect Everest to be doing that' adverts, but they do invite the point that no-one has ever pondered what Everest does with its products. It's the answer to a question no-one has ever asked.

Along the same lines, you might pose such questions as:

"Did you know Hartlepool Mill House Leisure Centre has a waterslide that goes outside?";

"What would David Cameron look like with rubies for eyes?";

"Could Kris Marshall run across the backs of several alligators without getting eaten?" and

"What happens if you bake a dildo into a birthday cake?"

In fact, all of those questions are more likely to be asked than "I wonder what Everest will be using in its products in 25 years' time?"

A far more fitting question might be 'what the hell were those people thinking ripping out those sash windows and sticking some awful uPVC fittings in?"

CSL Shameless Apple product placement
Straight away, and after a few sofa prices, you
 
all this obsession with not being exposed to any germs at all means that people have less resistance to any more serious viruses they get infected with! :confused:
 
Well I've never heard of him and he certainly comes across as a pompous pillock from that advert.

Anyway if he's that well respected then why the hell is he advertising gravy granules :)
 
that's why celebs get paid so much for those drink and food aRAB, not for telling us how good it is, but for having to drink or eat it
 
The latest ad for IKEA with all those cats creeping around really gives me the creeps, and I can't see what relevance they have to the store brand. (unless they think every house should have a cat - no thanks)
 
That Carlsberg ad where you've got a bunch of women shrieking at a closet full of shoes - that's bad enough.

But then you've got the softest bunch of laRAB shrieking at a load of beer in a closet - none of them look as if they could handle a single bottle of beer.
 
I hope that the couple in the latest Vodafone advert make up with each other, go into their house, get amorous, leave a burning cigarette on the sofa and get trapped in a house fire.
 
The latest Windows 7 ad with some posh student with a big forehead on holiday in Spain with his laptop.

So he's on holiday in Spain, sat next to some Spanish women but all he wants to do is watch his crappy videos from his home PC :rolleyes:
 
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