Willy wonker is fit

Hi, Frazzles I am back after my silly Ban (Tail Between Legs enters the room looking skittesh!)
Safe place to start. "How are you all?"
 
AAh Benny and Joon is a classic everyone should see. If you've never seen it, get it out on DVD. It will make you laugh, cry, melt your heart and overwhelm your soul. Johnny's so funny in it and cute! I just wanted to squueeezzeee him!!!!!!!!! It's quite a little known film, actually.
 
For me, KennyB, it's because in interviews he appears so sweet and gentle, yet he's one of the biggest actors ever. The man is just so gifted, so versatile, he can take on any part. In the classic Edward ScissorhanRAB, he's dark and mysterious, in Pirates of the Carribean he's pant-wettingly funny, whereas in Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas he's a mess! And in Charlie and the Choccy factory he's sinister and kooky. He's so quirky and gorgeous. It's not just his personality and his gifted acting, but the features in his face, his whole body, it's amazing (drools!) Dump Vanessa and marry me Johnny!!!!!!!!!!! ;) ;) :D :cool:
 
Johnny Depp's the most beautiful man on the planet anyway but as Willy Wonka, with his top hat, velvet coat, voluptuous lips and his cane, he's so kinky I have to take a bath in cold baked beans after just LOOKING at him. And his voice, like hot honey dripping down a wet gang plank. What's not to love? The way he says "let's boogie!" and "chocolate"- sooo sexxxyyy!!!!!!! Aahh I'm feeling a tad flushed. He's supposed to be creepy, thats what makes my lust for him feel so wrong yet so right. And who ever said the cat in the hat wasn't sexy?
 
Yes I do use Google and it is wonderful, I was just asking you, drystonewall to tell me who he was/is. And you are right, yes, it is a movie forum, so I think the fact Johnny Depp manages to make Wonka appear so innapropriatly attractive is one of the films many merits.
 
Ha ha ha! No, Tom does walk around with a pulse, he's not stuck on my bedroom wall. He is indeed umstriddley scrumptious, but he's made of flesh and blood, not paper and ink!
 
Oh just before I go off to the land of nod, about a month ago I was with my friend Molly and I asked her what her dad looked like as I'de never seen her dad. I told her to tell me who he looks like who I'd know, someone famous, who's the person famous he looks closest in comparison to and she said, you guessed it, Johnny Depp!!! Course I got all excited and said, "what so he's a F.I. L.F. Father I'd like to ****, like in American Pie?" She nodded and when I said goodbye to her on the bus on the way home I said, "oh and send me love to your dad" and she blushed. So last week when we went to see Charlie and the Choccy factory her dad came to pick her up in the car. I couldn't resist going over to introduce myself, obviously if it was the real Johnny Depp I would have gone into concussion. I looked through the car window, expecting to see a gorgeous dad Johnny alike, but instead came face to face with what can only be described as a fatter, balder Les Battersby! :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: : :o :confused: Oh the hilarity!We're still great mates though. :D Thought that'd put a smile on your faces! :D :cool:
 
Oh my God Beth72 how long's it been?! Good to see you back! Oh I'm just dandy, my throat's a bit grotty, mind. Can't believe I've seen Charlie and the chocolate factory three times now! Oh and I'd like to take this opportunity to tell the world I've got a sparkling new boyfriend who I'm very much in love with. I met him at college-he's 5ft 11, slim, dark hair, with a creamy complexion, gorgeous dark blue eyes and a nice bum! He's lovely, fantastic, funny, quirky, gorgeous, bonkers, Goth, smart, cute...just like Willy Wonka! His mum and dad are lovely and seem to really approve of me, though his bratty 14 year old sister's a psychopath who neeRAB to be put in a home. When I showed him this thread he was in tears with laughter! He was in agony when he read about your little joker from batman crush when you were younger, Beth! And our first date was to see Charlie and the chocolate factory at the Odeon! AAAAAh and when he does impressions of Willy Wonka's dad he sounRAB so sexy!!!!!!! "Lollipops? Cavities on a stick!" AAAAAh God I love him, his name is Tom. He's taking me to meet his auntie Pat tomorrow because it's our day off college and it's going to be so lovely!!!!!
 
Oh they're lovely they are. I've tried the Whipple Scrumptious Marshmallow Delight and the nut one but I've yet to try the third-anyone know what it's called?
 
When I was round his house last week and I was singing, i said, "do you like my singing?" to which he replied, "I love it, it's like a siren luring mariners to the rocks". Ah God he's so romantic. I said, "oh that's funny, whenever I sang round my ex-boyfriend (Rob) he used to say, "don't give up the day job Emily". Tom replied, "well Rob obviously knows Jack-all about Greek Mythology!" He's sooo cool! If you're reading this Tom, I love, love, love you!
 
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