Willy Wonker-gay?

Oh my goodness I've only just bloody realised, I can't spell Wonka properly! HA HA HA! It's Wonka, not Wonker! I feel like a right nob!
 
I wanna smother Willy in whipped cream..oh I'd better go and have a cold shower! Does anyone know if his name's short for William or Wilbert? Not that it would bother me but William's more attractive than Wilbert, innit?
 
Willy Wonka is neither homo nor hetero. He is a (gorgeous etc.) warped guy who is terrified of the idea of love.

See how he reacted to Violet's mom?
 
Lol the expression was hilarious! I could imagine me doing the same and him running a mile!

Couldn't imagine him in a lovey situation with anyone.
 
Oh I don't know, he's certainly lovey round me ;) ...ah letting my imagination get the better of me now! I think Willy Wonka should have his own talk show, in the vein of Trisha Goddard/Esther Rantzen. Seeing as he's been abused in his life he can share his pain on telly with those like himself! Okay, maybe I'm just letting my imagination go a wee bit too far! :eek: :eek: :confused: :confused: ;) Before you remind me Spook, I do know he's not real. :cool:
 
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