I wanna smother Willy in whipped cream..oh I'd better go and have a cold shower! Does anyone know if his name's short for William or Wilbert? Not that it would bother me but William's more attractive than Wilbert, innit?
Oh I don't know, he's certainly lovey round me ...ah letting my imagination get the better of me now! I think Willy Wonka should have his own talk show, in the vein of Trisha Goddard/Esther Rantzen. Seeing as he's been abused in his life he can share his pain on telly with those like himself! Okay, maybe I'm just letting my imagination go a wee bit too far! Before you remind me Spook, I do know he's not real.