I haven't seen conservatives playing this little game--thought it was yours.
You must be talking about private school conservatives and that's because it's just true. We're so nice, we want school choice vouchers for all children, even liberal kids.
Some of us think children should be taught HOW to think and not WHAT to think.
Conservatives aren't state school professors because they like to make real money and they're not afraid of competing in the real world.