weird compulsions you have in GTA4

I find myself shooting people that hit me too. I love how easy it makes it since they usually get out to bitch about their car.
 
Everytime I get a helicopter I just can't help but land on the top of the empire state building, kill everyone on the observation deck, and leap to my death.
 
My thing lately is getting one of the supercars and every time I get going really fast I'll use the handbrake to 180 and I hit a wall or another car as hard as I can with the back end of the car. With the damage modelling you can get some pretty hilarious results. One time I got the lamborghini lookalike to have the back end as flat as a pancake and scraping on the ground with both of the back wheels cambered in at 45 degrees.
 
For some reason anytime I have to go to an internet cafe, I ram the door continuously with my car to slam it open. This always scares the patrons inside and they come running out. I time it so that I slam the door right when they are next to it and it sends them flying back into the cafe.

Another compulsion is to walk into people untill they fall over, then kick them on the ground till they die. When I go into a clothing store I push the workers outside the door everytime.
 
Recently i've taken to killing every single fucking car that looks the same as the car that killed me. This started three days ago when i was going across one of the bridges and i crashed, slammed right out of the window and in to the back of an ambulance. Just as i was about to get up, my own fucking car i was driving comes up and flies into my back and kills me. Just as i'm about to die, i take a quick look around and see a big van behind my car.

The next time i come alive, i bazooka or grenade the fuck out of that car if i see it again.

Also, if i'm with one of my bitches and an accident happens and they want to go home, i just shoot 'em right in the head and go about my business. Fuck that noise, man, i am not having it. I'm fucking Alpha.
 
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