weird compulsions you have in GTA4

same here. i walk by nice and he always starts shit. punch punch shoot.

i like to go around in the game and act consistent with nico's sense of justice. i figure that in his world, everyone walks a fine line between going about their business and getting destroyed with whatever is available. when they cross the line, they go boom.

this includes talking shit, causing traffic jams, hitting me with their cars, crossing an intersection when i have the right of way (which is always because i'm alpha, bro), yelling near me, talking on their phone near me, etc.

if you litter, you get shot. being a cop that litters gets you beat and shot and run over with your cop car.

driving a hummer with an american flag on it gets you carjacked, then run over repeatedly with your shitty hummer and, if possible, having another car rammed into you using your hummer, and then for good measure blown up when i shoot your car (which is on top of you) until it explodes. 2-3 stars is worth the satisfaction of a job well done.

edit: this is the funniest thread i've read in a while.
 
i like grabbing a couple of newborns and taking them to the basketball court to see how long it takes for me to kick one in....


wait, thats not gta nvm.
 
i always steal the money out of the registers in the internet cafes and clothing stores.

I also like running people over very very slowly...a little bump here...then a bigger one...then when they finally fall on the ground i switch to the cinematic view and line up my tires and drive real slow over their heads til i hear a crunching/popping sound never get any stars doing this either
 
I was dropping Roman off and he said he had a good time. Then before it went back to the game he all of a sudden said "This is my car now!" and punched me in the face and kicked me out of the car... he was about to drive off when the cutscene ended and he disappeared. Which was fortunate because I was driving my race car. I guess the NPC thing must have kicked in and he turned into a mugger for an instant there.

I've also been jacked from my helicopter that I parked infront of my safe house... but I was able to shoot the hoe before she got away. (As a side note, don't fly your helicopter to the pickup spot when you are transporting the mafia bitch, I did that and not only did my helicopter disapear once the mission started... but I landed on the trunk and killed her so much to my surprise after I beat the mission Packie bitched about me breaking her neck... whoops)


On to my compulsions:
If I don't take a taxi to a mission I always jack a cop car on the way and show up in it.

I stab the preacher/crazy guy in front of my safe house before doing anything else.

After I give bums money I stab them to death and take it back.
 
i love getting in a hummer because it is big and fast enough so that i can go flying into just about anything and watch as the object (person, car, bike, hot dog stand) goes flying through the air. It is amazing t-boning cars and watching them do like 15 barrel rolls before they hit the ground.
 
If I steal someone's car, I have to run over them with their own car. Sometimes i do a burnout on their body, even though it doesn't do anything in the game.

And kill anyone that talks shit, haha. And those annoying fuckers that rear end me on red lights. In front of you, they don't move, but if they're behind you, they keep going, bastards.

knocking/pushing people off ledges/cliffs and onto the train tracks is a given too, lol.
 
I like driving cars into that one hospital you can walk into (there's a couple missions in there.) Then driving into the ER and knocking over all those beds. Then going on an RPG rampage in the lobby. When the cops finally kill you, you're already right there to do it again.
 
if a car hits me while im running in the street and they stop. they will get a clip unloaded in them.

if i whistle for a cab and they dont stop. i chase them till they hit a red light and kill the driver and the person he is driving just because i wanted that fucking cab. it may take me a little bit longer to catch them at a red light but its so satisfying to kill both those fuckers.
 
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