same here. i walk by nice and he always starts shit. punch punch shoot.
i like to go around in the game and act consistent with nico's sense of justice. i figure that in his world, everyone walks a fine line between going about their business and getting destroyed with whatever is available. when they cross the line, they go boom.
this includes talking shit, causing traffic jams, hitting me with their cars, crossing an intersection when i have the right of way (which is always because i'm alpha, bro), yelling near me, talking on their phone near me, etc.
if you litter, you get shot. being a cop that litters gets you beat and shot and run over with your cop car.
driving a hummer with an american flag on it gets you carjacked, then run over repeatedly with your shitty hummer and, if possible, having another car rammed into you using your hummer, and then for good measure blown up when i shoot your car (which is on top of you) until it explodes. 2-3 stars is worth the satisfaction of a job well done.
edit: this is the funniest thread i've read in a while.