Watermelon that does your laundry!

[♥ Kaytee ♥]

Well when the person cutting the watermelon cuts themselves, and they sue the company they work for to get their workers comp and a band aid, the company (who makes watermelons) has to up the prices to pay for the wanker who can't use a knife properly.

 

[coloradobrittany]

That or it came from Alaska. Fruit up here costs about the following:

20 mandarine oranges:
$11

15 Peaches
$17

25 Nectarines:
$14

Bag of apples:
$9

5 lb Watermelon
$10... easy...

Then again min. wage in Alaska is 7.15. That and I import fruits.... Buy them by the box and they're a helluva lot cheaper!

 

[Andy Q]

Fuck the handjob, you just cut a hole in it and put it in a microwave.

EDIT: DAMN YOU UNFORGIVEN, YOU STOLE MY THUNDER!

 

[Hades]

Only 5 days late.