You got it:
1. He thought his best moment in office was catching a big fish.
"I would say the best moment of all was when I caught a 7.5 pound largemouth bass in my lake." --Bush on his best moment in office, interview with the German newspaper Bild am Sonntag, May 7, 2006
2. He chose Cheney as vice president.
3. He forged documents to get us into Iraq...but then couldn't forge his way out of Iraq.
4. He invaded Iraq to find weapons of mass destruction while the weapons inspectors were there...searching for weapons of mass destruction. One inspector even said "THERE ARE NO WEAPONS OF MASS DESTRUCTION IN IRAQ!"
5. He ignored documents saying that suicide bombers were going to fly planes into the White House, the Pentagon and the Twin Towers.
6. He heard that the first tower was hit by a plane...then he bent his head back down to the book he was reading to kids...and was "shocked" when the second tower was hit.
7. "I will not withdraw, even if Laura and Barney are the only ones supporting me." --Bush talking to key Republicans about Iraq, as quoted by Bob Woodward
and yet...
8. "I think I was unprepared for war." –Bush on the biggest regret of his presidency, ABC News interview, Dec. 1, 2008
9. "Do you have blacks, too?" --Bush to Brazilian President Fernando Cardoso, Washington, D.C., Nov. 8, 2001
10. "I don't think anybody anticipated the breach of the levees." --Bush lying on "Good Morning America," Sept. 1, 2005, six days after repeated warnings from experts about the scope of damage expected from Hurricane Katrina. America watched as the richest country in the world had a state where people were drowning in water, looting and rape while the government fiddled its' thumbs before sending the slowest boat in the universe to reach there. If it wasn't for the Coast Guard...they'd probably still be living in that dirty stadium.
11. "I wish you'd have given me this written question ahead of time so I could plan for it...I'm sure something will pop into my head here in the midst of this press conference, with all the pressure of trying to come up with answer, but it hadn't yet...I don't want to sound like I have made no mistakes. I'm confident I have. I just haven't -- you just put me under the spot here, and maybe I'm not as quick on my feet as I should be in coming up with one." --Bush after being asked to name the biggest mistake he had made, Washington, D.C., April 3, 2004 (so many mistakes so little time...)
12. "I just want you to know that, when we talk about war, we're really talking about peace." --Bush in Washington, D.C. June 18, 2002
13. "If this were a dictatorship, it'd be a heck of a lot easier, just so long as I'm the dictator." --Bush in Washington, D.C., Dec. 19, 2000
14. "You work three jobs? ... Uniquely American, isn't it? I mean, that is fantastic that you're doing that." --Bush to a divorced mother of three, Omaha, Nebraska, Feb. 4, 2005
15. "Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we." --Bush in Washington, D.C., Aug. 5, 2004
"I'll be long gone before some smart person ever figures out what happened inside this Oval Office." --Bush in Washington, D.C., May 12, 2008. He said SOME SMART PERSON...so obviously he wasn't. Smart, I mean.
"Least educated???" The man was a clown in a funny suit that stopped being funny the day that he began kicking dust into the face of ordinary Americans and we realized that he was doing it...and we were PAYING him to do it.
Edit: To those saying Obama is the least educated president. Huh? He was the head of the Harvard Law Review! He went to Columbia AND Harvard! Even his classmates acknowledge that he graduated at the top of his class! Top law firms were lining up asking him to join them! Does this sound like an idiot to you? Michelle, his BOSS, also married him. I have a feeling she wouldn't have married an idiot. Remember, she knew what his salary was...he was working for her. He had to be pretty intelligent to overcome the neutral "back away from me" hard attitude of his boss to get to the beautiful gold nugget that was Michelle on the inside.