Vampires Suck

I have a feeling the trailers probably the best thing about the film - I've heard its pretty much a stink fest.

I'll will try and catch it when it comes on the telly, if only for Matt Lanter. :o
 
I watched the first 5 minutes and realised I wasn't remotely interested as i've never seen any of the twilight films so probably wouldn't get a lof of the jokes.
 
It's been slated by critics, and has less than 10% on Rotten Tomatoes, and yes, the trailer probably shows the best bits, but I loved the trailer, really had me laughing, so I shall still be going to see it when it's released. I am a massive fan of the Twilight books & movies, but I can still see the funny side to the jokes :)
 
Some of the Twilight spoofs were ok but it was all the same cliched crap you have in the teen parody films.

eg
Couple talking whilst completely unaware there's a couple smashing each other in the background, stopping whenever they turn around.

Someone farts

Prom night..where someones have a drink poured down a funnel..

Synchronised dancing

etc
 
its ok but its basically twilight!

its more the original film than it is a spoof lol

best spoof i have seen recently is dance movie
 
As I said, i'm not a fan of these kind of films and avoid them it's more the image of pissed of twilight fans that take it all way too seriously. Whther its twilight, "its a singing/dancing contest and they are making it a joke" on X Factor/Strictly or the comic book guys with their superhero films I do like that they get wound up when people send it up or don't treat it like they do.
I once saw an huge flame war break out over which actor should play Captain America based purely on the fact the actor was 6ft and not 6ft 2 or whatever height he is in the comic.
 
Haha.

It looks rubbish but I did enjoy the RPatz parodies from the trailer. Don't think I'll pay cinema prices to see it though based on the quality of the makers previous output.




No one has a problem. :confused:
 
Haven't looked forward to these 'Scary Movie' type movies in a long time. And that still hasn't changed. I viewed the trailer of this and it looks awful. None of the jokes made me laugh. I'm all for this type of crude comedy, but the trailer had me rolling my eyes.

Of the ones I remember watching (but couldn't sit through the entire thing):
Date Movie - Bad
Meet The Spartans - AWFUL
Epic Movie - Bad

Scary Movie 1 and 2 got it right, as did Not Another Teen Movie. Scary Movie 3 and 4 had their moments, but overall I'd call them disappointments. But it seems people tend to either prefer 1 & 2 or 3 & 4. Number 2 is extremely underrated to me. I had plenty of laughs.

I may have watched other recent spoofs but luckily do not remember them!
 
Anyone who has actually paid to see this pile of utter dross should be thoroughly ashamed of themselves!

This is comedy aimed at the lowest common denominator, devoid of any wit or intelligence. If you are an fully grown adult and actually admit to finding this funny then you seriously need to take a long, hard look at yourself.

Spoofs can be funny and clever, the original Airplane being a fine example, but this is just so dumbed down it's embarrassing. When will they stop making these awful movies!
 
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