**TRANSFORMERS MOVIE** The review you've been waiting for! v.all that shit by me

Hmmm.. it did seem a bit zen didn't it. Not what I ment. Sorry you didn't enjoy the movie as much as some of us.

I guess you can still hold out hope that Bay with be asking for too much $$$ for number 2 and they'll move onto a different director.
 
That one I actually didn't mind too much. What bugged me more was the fact that the Transformers were outside being noisy and shit. All of the scenes with them sneaking around trying to hide from his parents really set me off.
 
Agreed on all points. I genuinely felt for Bumblebee when the government was taking him away and when he got hurt. I wanted to feel for Jazz because he was a cool character for the 3 minutes or so he lasted on screen. But not enough character development there.
 
lol no, i was acknowledging things done wrong because its my honest opinion, rather than blindly just saying someone is a shit director or someone is gods gift to the cinema world without any justification to back up such claims.
 
never saw the cartoon from the 80s. Also, a 30 minute - 1 hour cartoon isn't the same as a full length motion picture. I probably wouldn't be so critical if the volume wasn't so loud. Still though, Transformers, to me delivered. I felt so bad for poor Bumblebee.
 
WTF?

they should flood the shelves with them and stop wasting plastic making all of the throw away movie toys that didn't even make it to the movie.
 
Oh look, its a bunch of wanna be movie producers slamming a blockbuster. Who'd have seen this coming?

Great movie. Really enjoyed it. Try enjoying it instead of dissecting it and looking for parts to make fun of it about later on the internet.
 
Marv in Sin City, Jack Sparrow, Morpheus, and even Neo with shitty keanu acting were all very memorable characters. Kind of like the AICN review alludes to, I wish people wouldn't be so quick to write off things as "that's just the way they are now" or "that's what kind of movie it is".
 
I'd assume that it meant that prime would have used something and it would have killed megatron but depleted him, thus killing him. WHY would you stick the thing that the bad guy is chasing in his chest?
 
Are you sure it was Starscream? What little I saw of it it didn't look like an F-22, it looked more like an SU-37. I could have sworn I saw round nozzles, not rectangular.
 
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