Yes, I see the difference. What I was doing there was called exaggeration, or facetiousness. I don't want to go so far as to call it a "joke," a humorous utterance which generates surprise and/or laughter via exaggeration of one or more elements, as it wasn't necessarily intended to provoke laughter, but it certainly wasn't serious.
However, I do believe my opinion is correct. If I didn't, it wouldn't be my opinion. And in my opinion (and I think there's pretty solid fact to back me up for most of this), organizations like the Parents' Television Council create a chilling effect on free speech by intimidating entertainment companies and creators into following a certain, rigid agenda of social engineering by threatening and bullying. They can do this because they have the unwavering, blind support of a massive bloc of citizens who are committed firmly to "family values" and "family causes," whatever their pundits of choice define those things to be. This causes American society to remain very focused on social mores and taboos, to the point that sex is still difficult to talk seriously about in public, rape is still often considered the fault of a promiscuous woman, Christianity is far more a dominant force than it proportionally should be, abortion is in constant danger of becoming outlawed, and gay people can't live as if they are human beings. Cutting-edge art is almost universally derided as being either pornographic or "so easy my six-year-old could do it," because of these groups' undermining of the culture and its ability to read more into art than appears on the surface. Minority groups, from women and blacks to gays and latinos, remain suppressed by the white male population, but are disallowed from talking about it. And anything remotely involving the government is termed socialism.
Therefore, groups like the Parents' Television Council are, in great part, responsible for keeping America socially stunted when compared to other, far more advanced Western nations.
In other words, I don't care that it's my opinion. What I was trying to say was, if you don't share my opinion, I think you should change yours, because I think yours is wrong. That might seem like a horribly arrogant thing to say, and maybe it is, but if you don't think that way, you don't actually have an opinion. You just have thoughts.