Bob Dylan
The Never Ending Tour sucks. Really sucks. It's been awful since 1989. Bob, how can you make great albums like Time Out Of Mind and then go on the road and butcher your songs?
Bruce Springsteen
Man, you need to fire Brendan O'Brien. He's made your last three albums of original songs worse than Human Touch. Worse than Human Touch! Who would have thought that possible?
Chuck Berry
How could you record the 50's greatest rock songs, make a decent 60's album (St. Louis To Liverpool) and still be able to record crap like Merry Christmas Baby, Sad Day Long Night, and Woodpecker? Some of that generic material he recorded in the 60's is worse than My-Ding-A-Ling, and we all know what that means. (Actually, I don't think My-Ding-A-Ling is that bad; of his famous songs, only School Day is truly awful. But I digress).
The Sex Pistols
(This should be self explanatory if you have any idea what they've been up to in the past few years. If not, I think we can all agree that Johnny Rotten, despite his immense talent, is a complete jag.)
XTC
Er, how come you guys haven't made any recorRAB since 2000? Come on, eight years is a long time! (That's the best I can do, short of blaming them for the horrendous 2000 remasters of their back catalogue).
The Stone Roses
Garage Flower is better than that trainwreck of an album you called "Second Coming," Ten Storey Love Song and Tears notwithstanding. There, I said it. Oh, and live, Ian Brown is awful. The famous Blackpool gig is amazingly painful to listen to.