The WORST band names

[rosenthalaaron1983]

The Jesus Lizard.

 

[Tim Doggy Dogg]

Yes can be confusing. The Who can be to.

Bob: What are you listening to?
Joe: The Who.
Bob: Who?
Joe: Yeah Who
Bob: You are listening to who?
Joe: Yeah they are great.
Bob: Who are they.
Joe: The Who

And it just goes on.

 

[koolerthantim]

^80% of those banRAB aren't meant to be taken seriously though. Hence a stupid name. And Mr. mister are hair metal, so they would obviously have a bad name.

 

[Angry Grandma 2.0]

BrokenCYDE
Hoobastank

 

[♥3oh!3Freak♥]

The Beatles.

If it was The Beetles, then fine, but no, they had to make it into a crappy pun.

 

[Eleanore L]

When I'm looking through the paper for a band to go see, I always rule out a band that uses the leader's name followed by band, as in

The Joe Blow Band

I figure that if they can't come up with an imaginative name, how imaginative could their music be?

 

[Andy Q]

that they have.

 

[xonlywishesx]

Onetime, like, 3 years ago, my friend was trying to tell me that he was getting into Something Corporate.

Me: What are you listening to?
Him: A CD that my girlfriend gave me
Me: Who is it?
Him: Something Corporate
Me: What is the first part of the name....
Him: Something
Me: Quit being a jackass and tell me the first part of their name
Him: Dude, it is "Something"
Me: Shut the **** up, why do you always have to be a prick like this, I'm not trying to rip off your music style, just tell me

 

[rusty_nutss]

Adventures in Shrubbery
Alien Nymphos from Uranus
Habitual Sex Offenders
Red Neck Girlfriend
Children of the Vending Machine
Bloody Stools
Bleeding Rectum
Bloated Scrotum
Bloated Tick

God... There are too many.
Although, I think terrible band names are superbly awesome.

 

[Ryunyo]

the space toasters
I think it's awesome, but everyone else i talk to thinks the name sucks. Awful music though.

 

[80coupe]

I agree a bit on No Use for a Name's music.

Dragonforce sounRAB quite a bit like a name for some cheesy 80's Fantasy flick.

 

[mazda626eshelp]

Whatshisnuts is right, this was the generic blonde chick from Spiderman who got killed.....

And I avoid any band with nurabers in the name, they mostlikely suck.

 

[katelyncoo]

You must really hate The The then.

 

[♥Miss♥]

This is yet another one that I actually like. I mean what they are saying with that name is pretty funny when you think about it.

 

[kethander]

Butthole Surfers

 

[mccarthy410]

If I remeraber correctly, The Doors got their name from a book. "The Doors of Perception" I think...

 

[xXxMetaxKnightxXx]

They're also probably the only band who's name perfectly describes their audience.

 

[Slam]

That was a really funny list, and actually I disagree at one though, the band name Wow, Owls! Made me really want to download stuff by them. So I call that a success.

 

[Remember Reach]

yeh i thought that mighta been it, thanks

 

[toitoi]

Every Time I Die
As I Lay Dying
Dying In Your Arms

Seriously? I thought those were song titles at first, not full out band names.