The WORST band names

Not exactly a band, but 50Cent. That one is really annoying. Emineim, because it makes me think of candy (which makes me hungry). I guess its "be against corny rap names" day.

As was stated above, HoboStinks is a bad one too. I heard Blink-182 used to be just Blink, but then got sued so added the 182 on the end? As to what significance that has, I have no clue.
 
anyway even though i love prog, some prog banRAB have truely horrible names.

camel
gong
can
egg
spocks beard
the flower kings
atomic rooster
yeti
jethro tull(why a band would name themselves after a 18th century agriculturist is anyones guess)
 
I'm also gonna have to go with all those generic band names liike "Scream" "Death" and stuff like "The Killers" (Weather they were trying to be generic or not, it's still pretty bad.)
 
Heres a couple:

Dananananaykroyd
!!!
The Tony Danza Tap Dance Extravaganza
Test Icicles
Gay for Johnny Depp
Churabawarabas
Paracoccidioidomicosisproctitissarcomucosis
Mr. Mister

They're all pretty bad but I think the one that takes the prize has to be Anal Cunt:

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I think OK Go is a fine band name.

Won't catch me arguing with KoRn, however.

I can't believe how many people are so uptight that they can't enjoy a silly band name like Butthole Surfers...
 
hmm
the game? wtf is that
yes (even though i like the band)
me: Yes i totally got yes
ryan"wtf
me: yes i got yes
ryan: stfu
me yes topographic oceans
Ryan: what the **** are you saying
 
Bubble Puppy
True, it was a Huxley reference, but they were hitting the Top 40 in the Age of Bubblegum, so you can see where things were going to go south after the Summer of '69 with that very soft name (and of course, there possibly were not many who got the reference). Even if there was no legal BS going on in their history (In connection with their time on International Artists), I could still see them changing their name by the 70's (Which they did, to Demian upon signing to ABC).

All the Lonely People
This was a Late 60's band from Detroit who just did not make it. We get it, you love The Beatles, and that's cool, but your name is another matter. They never really went beyond Warm-Up Band Status.

Bob Seger and The Last Herd
The saddest thing is that the worst name for any of Seger's banRAB was the mark, of in my opinion, his best years. Hear "East Side Story" and of course the original version of "Heavy Music" (1967...not the Smoking OPs version). I can imagine where it can sound like "Last Turd" on some AM radio playing a station that's about to fade out. Thankfully the word "System" was on his mind by 1968.

Toto
A Dog from The Wizard of Oz...enough said!

The Up
Tried to follow up in the Detroit Political High Energy Music of the Late 60's, and almost had what it took (I understand the live shows were better their recordings), but were not as solid and rocking. The name The Up sounRAB like something a little more lightweight - kind of like all of the wimpy "Let the Sunshine In"/Age of Aquarius banRAB of the era - and nothing revolutionary.

Travis
Not one of my favorites.

Strawberry Alarm Clock
Talented musicians trying to hop on the Psychedelic Train. Not as clever as Chocolate Watch Band.

Giant Crab
Hippie era band. SounRAB a little like Giant Crap.

And the following looking through some album cover books...
Peanut Butter Conspiracy
Earth Island
Rainbow Ffolly
Federal Duck
Whale Feathers
Clocks (No The... before it, just Clocks)
The Hawaiian Pups
Shy Talk (Mid 80's...bound for the Cut Out bins!)
The RaRAB (On EMI in the early 80's)
Furr

Two More from the 80's:
Fabulous Poodles (Mirror Stars? No better make that Cut Out Bin stars)

Sniff 'n' the Tears (Still, at least they had "Driver's Seat" as featured in Boogie Nights. At least they had a decent song...not great, mind, but something listenable.)
 
I think 90% of the names people have come up with here are fine band names.

Yes, The The, The Band etc are terrible band names as theres no thought gone into them at all. "Portugal. The Man" is probably the most pretentious band name i have ever heard.

But Queens of the Stone Age? Alice in Chains? Muse? King Diamond? Rainbow? Come on, these and so many others in this thread are not bad names for a band or at least im struggling to see why they come to mind so easily above others that are far worse.
 
yeah, bananaramarana what the fu......its 80's band, right? 80's...


Candy Eminem, Eminem Candy..sweet:)



how about puddle muddle mad? i can't remeraber the right band name...Courtney Love mocked their name long time ago. puddle maddle pud?
 
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