The 'Transformers Sucked' Thread

I realize that he posted a review for LFDH and you didn't just pull that idea out of thin air. But you came in trying to make a heap of correlations that don't exist. . .

Not hating, but look in the mirror before you throw around insults. Just saying is all.
 
Actually I like quite a Few of his movies fuckstick. in fact I'm actually a Michael Bay fan, I enjoy most of his movies. but this movie was the worst piece of shit I've seen in a long time by any director and actually was THE worst movie Bay has EVER DONE. Shit I've watched Armageddon like 20 times
 
for whatever reason, that reminded me of the scene from office space

I'll be honest with you, I love his music, I do, I'm a Michael Bolton fan. For my money, I don't know if it gets any better than when he sings "When a Man Loves a Woman".
 
3.) Megatron is a sadist, toying with the brave fleshling. He WANTS a reaction and an interaction and a willing suplication.It's his only joy. It's in his nature, and he never expects that he could be taken down with a mere "stone" by a boy.
 
So I saw transformers last night. Special effects: awesome. Acting: surprisingly good, from the main characters, at least. Storyline: god awful.

Particularly, anything in the storyline which had anything to do with A. computer networks, B. military technology or C. military structure was almost entirely laughably, unbelievably back-ass-wards fucking wrong. The 'hacking' crap was so hilariously wrong that I actually started laughing out loud in the theater. The UAV capabilities they demonstrated were similarly absurd. The 'Sector 7' thing is so over the top that I just let it slide - I hope and presume that that has something to do with the actual Transformers storyline from the cartoons, which I don't remember much of.

I really appreciate movies which take the extra time to make a story at least remotely plausible in that parts where they deal with things that actually exist.

The only props I'll give them is for trotting out the AC-120 (cargo-plane-turned-gunship), which does exist and is pretty fucking cool.
 
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