The Shitbird

[Hentor the Barbarian]

I am just amazed that one of the biggest shitbirds in these here parts hasnt shown up. I guess I am just a cynic.

Damn, you are nothing but a one-trick pony. Or one-trick stalker, I guess. In any event, your shit is beyond tired.

 

[ToeJam]

Although I'm still intrigued by this idea that threesomes are a myth. If so, there've got to be several million people out there warping time and space. Just not you, Scylla.

RE: I think the "14 months pregnant" story post is a good example of a similar theme to the threesomes line. At least that's how I took it. Don't know Scylla's actual views on the matter, but I assumed it was similar to that.
Since when do people get miffed by M

 

[elucidator]

Depends. Does your SO read the Dope, and know your user name?

 

[Scylla]

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Never once even mentioned anything "bolt on." Not once. Never made any assumption about what catalytic converter goes on what engine. In fact, i specifically made a general comment about "type of emissions-reducing technology," which can include bolt-on portions as well as the design of the engine itself. The emphasis on "bolt-on" is a product of your fevered imagination,[/quote]

It's an inherent in your stupid assumption which is that you can have a 6 cylinder and a four banger and compare them by equipping them with the same "emissions-reduction-technology." You can hardly have allowed for engine design as emission reduction technology, since you were positing two different engines, hence different technology while also positing identical technology, now could you?

That bullshit doesn't fly, either.

you felt the need to assert that, because your truck is a ULEV vehicle, it does not "shit in [the bird's] air."

That's not what I actually said.

But, unless it has a California Smog Score of 10 (it doesn't), it does, in fact, release crap into the air.

So do you. You breathe out, right? You flatulate, right? Most other cars emit more shit than mine, right?

So, it's not logical to assume that a vengeful minded bird intent on imparting a lesson against air pollution would chose one of the least offensive vehicles as a target, is it?

That's why I said what I actually said. You should actually read it before you quote it.

Anyway, i'm done with you.

Praise the Lord! Do you promise? Can I hold you to it? I can think of no greater gift that you could give me than to withhold your stupidity from my vicinity. Thank you.

Keep writing your shitty, three-part stories, if that's what tickles your fancy.

It does. It really does. It makes me happy. I'd kind of stopped because of shitbirds like you, but then I figured "why not incorporate them and make it interractive?"

But if they end up in the Pit, you shouldn't whine when some people don't just polish your cock out of gratitude for your literary genius.

Why not? The Pit seems to be the place for it.

 

[Binarydrone]

I think that the big mistake here is that you didn't bring enough gun. Next time what you want to do is use a shotgun. Sure, it will get the mirror, the window and a lot of the paint as well. But you will for sure get that bird. If you want to kill a mythical creature you have to be willing to make some sacrifices. Be glad you didn't get a Questing Beast. Those are a motherfucker.

 

[Scylla]

Wait, were all threesomes a myth, or just threesomes involving college girls?

College girls.

 

[BestWifeEver]

Wait, were all threesomes a myth, or just threesomes involving college girls?

College girls.

I've never had a threesome with a collage girl.

And thanks for the amusing story!

 

[Rand Rover]

Wait, were all threesomes a myth, or just threesomes involving college girls?

Ooooh . .. tell me more . . .

 

[billfish678]

I am just amazed that one of the biggest shitbirds in these here parts hasnt shown up. I guess I am just a cynic.

Damn, you are nothing but a one-trick pony. Or one-trick stalker, I guess. In any event, your shit is beyond tired.

Keep your stupid shit up at a high enough level and I'll start reminding folks of your continued stupidity too. Though I do doubt you could reach that level.

Do you blow him or does he blow you?

 

[Hentor the Barbarian]

I am just amazed that one of the biggest shitbirds in these here parts hasnt shown up. I guess I am just a cynic.

Damn, you are nothing but a one-trick pony. Or one-trick stalker, I guess. In any event, your shit is beyond tired.

Keep your stupid shit up and I'll start reminding folks of your continued stupidity too.

Are you actually threatening to become a two trick pony? Planning to bring me up in every post you make, even in threads I haven't posted to also?

Yikes! Wouldn't I look like a jackass then?

 

[BrainGlutton]

Fear the shit bird.

That bird don't never change!

Or wipe.

 

[Hentor the Barbarian]

billfish678, I notice that you took the time and trouble to edit your post specifically to include a suggestion of possible oral sex between Diogenes and myself. I can see now how adding that coda really improves the impact of your post.

I hope everyone takes advantage of the opportunity to improve their writing through exposure to your wit and wordsmithery, as well as general guidance on how to make sure that all of your posts pertain to one specific poster even in that person's absence.

Is this the caliber of stalking I can look forward to for the foreseeable future? Boy, I'm really looking like the fool, aren't I?