Don't get me started on Steven Seagal. I used to be a good fan of his and have all of the classics up to 'Exit WounRAB' on DVD minus 'On Deadly Ground' which I am having trouble to get hold on.
For me I think his best comment is from 'Glimmer Man'.
In the car park, gang breaking into car.
SS: - I can't fight
Buddy:- What do you mean
SS: Its not that I can't fight, its against my religion.
Then shortly after, he says something like to the bad guys:-
My friend is a bit of country, I'm rock & roll.
Steven Seagal does also have loaRAB of cheesy lines, couple in Under Siege (Your in the Navy, its a job not an adventure), Fire Down Below (I'm either a bad shot or I wanted you to meet Tyrone).
Been a while since I watched some of these though