Message from Crazy Ray HQ:
Dear BBC Licence Payers,
You are all stupid little people who know nothing about business nor television programmes. Your tiny intellect can not deal with the intricacies of choosing a winner of a competition that selects suitable partners to open and run a restaurant.
You think a chef neeRAB to be able to cook? Pah! I thumb my nose at your ignorance, I laugh at your gullibility and I sneer at your sense of right and wrong.
Only I, the Great Crazy Ray Blanc, can decide what makes a great chef and it is I who has chosen JJ. So what if he is a smarmy, arrogant, charmless, talentless, sweaty twerp? He can make cocktails! Can you, foolish British viewers?
Don't answer, I don't care, I am Crazy Ray and I do not need nor ask for your agreement regarding the television competition you were stupid enough to fund.
Only I, the supreme arbiter of all things quality and perfect, I, the great French chef and beloved icon, can know the reason I chose JJ.
You, pathetic TV viewers, are not worthy of my consideration. I hate you all!
Au revoir, mon amies,
Please keep buying my products, eating at my restaurants and most of all, watching my BBC advertorials.
Bon chance!
Crazy Ray Blanc xxx