The Only Way Is Essex - Epsiode 1 - ITV2

It was terrible. Put the brain cells of that lot together and you couldn't make an idiot.


If it was acting,it was atrociously bad, If it wasn't it was still atrocious.
 
It's jawdropping!!!

It is a shallow as a sheet of rolled steel.

It's the splatter of orange everywhere with panda eyes and botoxed lips! Boggling!
 
I just... I mean... What is.... I'm just lost. Totally. Utterly. Lost.

:eek: :eek: :eek:

I have never in my 19 years seen anything that is worse than that. Not even Flavio Briatore in a thong. Or Katie Price singing. Or Bonekickers. This is something else.

It's left me braindead. Can I sue?
 
Did anyone watch the essex programme several years ago - essex wives I think it may have been called - which catapulted Jodie Marsh to 'fame'?
 
I just didnt *get* it.....

And sorry if I'm repeating what someone else has already said (cos I havent had the time to read through all the past posts)....but are these people for real?

I would be ashamed if I lived in Essex!
 
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