The Only Way Is Essex - Epsiode 1 - ITV2

The residual contaminant fallout of fake tan stocks in the target zone would render that entire part of the SE uninhabitable for 450 years.

I say nuke the site from orbit, it's the only way to be sure.
 
This is the greatest show on British TV for decades!

LOVE IT!

Twitter and Facebook do too!

Epic, absolutely hilarious. What a rational decision to make, Never get back with her, or Marry her?
 
Catching the repeat of episode one. I am very disappointed because I thought this was going to be a lot like the 'Essex Wives' documentary from a few years ago. I won't be watching this again.
 
My opinions...

Mark- Arrogant tit. He thinks he is god gift but he does say the occasionally unintentional funny lines.

Amy- Oh God. She is so annoying but somehow also adorable.

Kirk- He's quite funny.

Lauren- Really like her, don't like the way she is treated by Mark, I really think a slap is in order.
 
I'm watching on itv +1...is this BB outdoors? do we get to evict one from the show each week?

Geezz just seen the tattoo....why???????:eek: guess she has room for a shopping list of names down there:eek:
 
She's ok but Sam is a complete munter imo. Rough as a badgers arse.
Amy is a very pretty girl but OMG how thick?

I live and work in Brentwood and this has been the main topic of conversation at work this week. No one can believe how shockingly bad these people are and wonder where they found them because none of us have met anyone like it before in our lives and we're all local
 
Well first she started grinding up & down showing her ass off & then when that didnt get marks attention she Shoute
d across the night club "" your a mug your a mug"" ... was welllllll classy :rolleyes:
 
I've switched over channels now, I couldn't take it anymore.... and believe me I'll watch crap, but this is too much even by my standarRAB!!! If I'd have known it was going to all be amateur acting I would never have tuned in. It defo won't be getting series linked.
 
Back
Top