The Only Way Is Essex - Epsiode 1 - ITV2

Aww please don't bomb us, most of us are really nice, honestly.



Yes, Sugar Hut. Tackiest place in town. If your skin ain't orange, you ain't coming in.



Have rich parents.



Brentwood is actually a really lovely town and 90% of the people there are lovely and normal. Sadly, they found the tackiest, orangest most spoilt brats in town with more money than brain cells and decided to feature them on tv. Please don't judge us all by that bunch of t*ssers.

Tbh, I live here and I'm embarassed as hell to admit it after that programme. :o
 
Watching +1.

OK, so this is real, with real people, but some of the situations have been set up for entertainment (as per Wife Swap USA/Ramsey's Nightmares USA). I get it.

Where do these people get their money?? Boob jobs, tans, nails, flash cars...??
 
Watching the repeat of ep 1 - at +26... how tacky can you get? Doobie Bros' "Minute by minute" used in a branch of H Samuel?
 
Not being paranoid or anything but I'm starting to think that ITV1/2 are determined to kill any remaining brain cells the British public may have left so they go to work on Monday morning acting like they've had a weekend lobotomy. X-Factor, Xtra Factor and then The Only Way is Essex. :eek: If either Peter or Jordon are on after this I'll know it's part of a master plan. :cool:

Nb: Now watching CSI:NY whilst reading your comments on this thread and laughing whilst watching them trying to solve a few murders. Inappropriate? Probably. Funny? Definitely.:D
 
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