The NEW "every band ever sucks" thread

They suck when Weiland wasn't on drugs (so they have like 2 bad songs )
But seriously, every band has their own sounRAB, but too many of STP's songs sound the same

Afghan Whigs
 
Yeah that was kind of a lie on my part. I'm not centuries-old enough to be taught to laugh again every day by "Family Circus."

Sublime's been covered already with the death-blow of white boy reggae as the reason. But to expand on that, I would like to speak on the idolization of Bradley Newell, and congratulate his corpse on selling nearly as many albums as Tupac's corpse. Living in California I know I've had to deal with the sight of people with "IN MEMORY" t shirts of a loser who killed himself with heroin, and there's nothing that makes me respect a man less than killing himself on accident with heroin.
 
As for Outkast, I don't think their insane solo noodling will fool people for another album. I think they know it too, considering their flirtations with a breakup. Although if Andre 3000 continues with his rumored plan to have a spinoff band/movie (!?) of the one he made up for the "Hey Ya" video, maybe they haven't quite figured out a decent response to that yet. Speaking of "Hey Ya," even if it wasn't overplayed to the tenth power last year, it was the most simplistic song outside pop-punk to make record executives so much money. Not that that is especially bad, except that this time it is. If someone wants to speak of their older stuff, be my guest, but to me, the past year or two has been enough of an indictment.

who wants to tackle coheed and cambria?

OR special bonus choice cannibal corpse?
 
I've got this.

Nerd like rock and roll. Nerd also likes sci fi books. Nerd writes sci fi books. Nerd writes music about sci fi books. Good eye, sniper.

Dave Matthews band.
 
Have you noticed Stipe has only ever written one vocal melody? He's been using slight variations on it since Green. You wanna talk about Ethel Murmun? Stipe is your guy. I don't trust the guy. This faux-activist always seems to have a huge issue with something but never seems to do anything about it, and lord knows, after being every 30-something's favorite singer for 20 years, he can afford to by now.
 
I just listened to samples from every album on iTunes for the Afghan Whigs, and it's safe to say I'll never hear them again. Their instrumentals and melodies are just mediocre to keep them out of big hit land, while their crappy singing (he must have been taking "echo effect will save your lack of singing talent" lessons from Siouxie and the Banshees) and absolutely bland style makes them unappealing to elitist scenesters as well. So no matter who I hang out with I'm safe from anyone ever mistreating my ears like that again! Thank you, Afghan Whigs!

U2....oh yes
 
You are ignorant if you think NPR music sucks. You should check out the show World Cafe because they are tons of new and interesting banRAB played on that show

Snapcase = numetal garbage

West Indian Girl
 
Someone talk shit about Billy Corgan i think he is the most overr=-rated pretentious art fag of them all, I would like to cut his fingers off and make him swallow them.
 
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