The NEW "every band ever sucks" thread

yeah, we could either do them again or it's a freebie to bash whoever you want

... and "hopeudiemahc" if you're not a fan of complaining you can get the hell out of OT in general... apparently your month and a half here has not been spent noticing that all people do on OT is complain and post email forwarded links. at least we're trying to make it cohesive.

oh, and "hXc" is the worst music on the face of the earth
 
Their name reminRAB me of In-n-Out and the crappy drive in theater down the street. Don't get me wrong, I like In-n-Out, but it's damn expensive.


The Casualties.
 
White boy reggae once again. Terrible covers of what were once great songs. Took the punk movement and completely queered it up. I believe The Clash and a handful of other banRAB are wholely responsible for the destruction of the punk movement. Need I remind you about Big Audio Dynamite?

Siouxsie and TheBanshees
 
most music does suck face it i like music that sucks and i admit it
black flag one of my faV banRAB sucks hes a yelling guy in a mic
rancid another fav of my is a sellout band which makes them suck but i like them
get over it

the only few banRAB that are flawless are like led zepplin and sublime they shit 14 carrot gold
 
^^^
You can do better than that. MM is an easy target.



Uber-pretentious pseudo-intellectual drivel for artfags in arglye sweaters. This band has made no attempt at being innovating, groundbreaking, or even interesting, yet the bulk of the world continues to toss their salad for being the "saviors of rock and roll YOU DON'T LIEK THEM U JUST DONT GET IT U PROLLY LISSEN TO 50 CENT YOU PHILISTINE." People (read: stupid scenesters) will continue to line up around the block to circle jerk this band until they finally get a platinum album, at which point they will be utterly left for dead.

Fuck Modest Mouse.

Somebody do Zeppelin.
 
If the singer's Ethel Merman-esque warblings don't turn you off, their total lack of songwriting should. And if all that gets past you, their overblown 8 minute pretentioso epics won't... you'll be too busy slipping into a coma. Echoey female vocals can't quite drown out the shitty instrumentals and they sure can't save a talentless band. They should have broken up in 1988 like everybody else who made this kind of music.

Oh, and since nobody handled Korn properly, I'll have a crack at it. Congratulations to Korn for bringing what is possibly the worst genre trend in popular music ever, nu-metal. They combined singing like your testes are being operated on with the powerchord-filled dreck of metal and added some gutteral electrick shock tortured kitten noises for good measure. And dreadlocks on a white man should be punishable by flogging.

Incubus anyone?
 
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