The Most Wooden Acting In Any Movie

[stewiegriffin]

I remember a golden oldie from the 1950s, The Wooden Horse, about British airmen trying to escape from a German Prison Camp.

The prop was the most wooden I have seen in a movie.

 

[Tori <3]

This is the worst offender, I challenge ANYONE to show me anything as bad as this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w5YXZ9RtOms

 

[333amks]

hayden christensen nough said - anything he's been in

Moderator you now can close this thread!!!

 

[luce-roff]

I would say this woman takes the prize for worst acting ever. Apparently she's never made a film since.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c-UUm-SRABUo

 

[~*~Ashlyn~*~]

Michael Caine always reminRAB me of someone who's been to the plank of wood acting school.

 

[Sexy Bastard]

Absolute gold. Look at this scene from the same film:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0yykeISNMF0

-Black girl with hybrid Dick van Dyke accent
-Supposed to be terryfying but instead incredibly camp muscle bound thug with an ice cream
-Wooden acting
-Much too loud 80s synth music

 

[iet543]

That man, well all of them, in The Room was horrendous, and what was with the James Dean 'tearing me apart' thing... and what were the people on who wrote the quotes at the end... oh and dodgy effects.

 

[B.x]

What about EVERY cast member in "Final Destination 3" ?
I won't use the word "actors" GOD they were awful.
I was SO impatient for them to be killed !
Especially two of the girls.
Complete air - heaRAB.
"That was sooooo not my fault" etc.

 

[delaneyy !_!]

the worst acting i have seen is in the matrix revolutions when neo is stuck in the subway, the indian mans wife speaks , it makes me cringe everytime i see it

 

[Tenshi!!!!!!!!!!]

The Final Destination III actors are hardly that bad compared to the links in this topic.

 

[XxApplePiiexX]

I give Liv Tyler the award for remaining blank faced under fire. She's abysmal in Armageddon (and everything else of course). You'd think Bruce Willis was talking to her about quantum physics, she's so blank faced.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UD36AZ4YJ1E

 

[jalg_gali]

Absolutely. The worst performance I have ever seen outside of a b-movie.

 

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Awake, with Hayden Christensen and Jessica Alba. Those 2 shouldn't even be allowed to stand next to each other, let alone make a film together.

 

[Smile Todayy?]

The guy who turns up at the party at the end of The Room.

Sofia Coppola in The Godfather 3.

Winona Ryder in The Crucible and The Age of Innocence.

The Vietnamese kid in The Green Berets.

And okay not a film but Billy Brightman on Star Quality (from 3:40):

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m80qa1wcnog&feature=PlayList&p=4DA44A6777EEF7D1&index=2

 

[Bookworm24]

WTF

You do realise they where supposed to be total airheaRAB right? So the fact they successfully managed to get this across seems to indicate they did a fairly good job with the whole acting malarkey.

As for worst, no mentions of the greatest film ever created The Room yet. Tommy Wiseau, a generations finest

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yCj8sPCWfUw

 

[Booty]

Frank Sinatra in every movie he's in.

Especially The Manchurian Candidate, great film but he's rotten.

 

[RUKiddinme33]

Treebeard in Lord of the Rings.

 

[♥Hailey♥]

This has to be the most wooden film yet.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_0j1lrQXFrA

 

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Wow.

 

[Part Time Mime]

Against my better judgement i really did just Lol at that!