The Most Wooden Acting In Any Movie

Any film in which Madonna proves the movies are too tough a nut to crack, though special praise should be reserved for Shanghai Surprise, Swept Away and Body Of Evidence as a triumphant triumvirate of tittering.

And that douche Hayden Christensen who's ruined every movie he's ever been in, especially painful in his Star Wars outings.
 
Ooh yeah, she is AWFUL. Truly terrible, couldn't act her way out of a paper bag if her life depended on it.

I watched a film called They recently, and the lead actress in that, Laura Regan is probably the worst I've seen for a few years.


Someone mentioned Clive Owen: he used to be bad when he started, but he's improved a lot.


One of my least favourite 'actors' of all-time is Brian Cox. How he keeps getting work, I will never understand. :confused:
 
everybody (except possibly Christopher Lee and Ian McDiarmid) who had the unfortunate experience of starring in George Lucas' Star Wars Prequel Trilogy.

i blame the scripts, which were truly dire, and George's famous method of direction "Again, more intense!" being his reportedly only usual instruction between takes

jimmy smits got the worst maybe, with clunksome lines like "do you really think that is a wise decision in these stressful times?" :rolleyes:
 
Get it right. "Flash, Flash, I love you, but we only have 14 hours to save the Earth." :D


...with her cheerleader style clapping and walking like a crab. Wonder whatever happened to Melody?

I liked the girl who played Kala:-

"General Kala. Flash Gordon approaching."
"What do you mean, Flash Gordon approaching? Open fire. All weapons. Dispatch war rocket Ajax to bring back his body." etc etc etc...
 
People could also say"watch him in Sin City, Croupier, Closer or Children of Men or the BMW shorts and then imagine him playing Bond". Judge him by one performance, yeah that's fair.

I put down Owen's wooden-ness as trying to play Artorius as a man who shows little or no emotion and not merely as a bad acting job.
 
I spent the whole film utterly bemused by his accent - I didn't catch the change in name from Carlo Ventresca in the books to Patrick McKenna in the film, so I was sat there thinking "This is the WORST Italian accent I have ever heard"
 
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