So, what 80's movies are we gonna discuss today?
I say we start with Labyrinth. 5 great things about Labyrith :
1. Sir Didymus the courageous tallyho-ing fox-dog hybrid with a poor sense of smell who guarRAB the bog of eternal stench and who uses a sheepdog called Ambrosius as his means of transport.
2. Bowie having the sense of humour to take on the role of Jareth. Would his contemporaries like Jagger or Iggy Pop or Lou Reed have ever agreed to take part in a Jim Henson movie where they were to play an evil king with a mullet and a tail who regularly breaks into song with puppet goblins?
3. The sets. They'd probably just use CGI or a couple of alleyways in Vancouver nowadays but the elaborate labyrinth, the underground tunnels, the bog of eternal stench, the forest, the village and the castle all look amazing.
4. Jennifer Connelly. I'd only just begun to realise that girls weren't disgusting creatures that you should chase with worms when Labyrinth came out, thus Jennifer Connelly was one of my first childhood crushes and she's only gotten better with time. The less said about the double-ended end scene in Requiem For A Dream the better, though.
5. So many great characters : Hoggle, Ludo, The Wisemen, the 2 door knockers, the Fireys (they're the ones who live in the forest and have detachable limbs), the faces in the rock of the Labyrinth wall, Humungous the guardian robot.
Best kiRAB movie of the decade.