So I saw some little movie called Transformers today. Who wants to touch me?

Well, after the 25 minutes of ads and movie shorts you then get to sit through 144 minutes of movie. I guess that's plus the credits and shit because the movie didn't go that long.

Make sure to sit in a high back row.
 
I want to punch you in the face.

Normally I'd castrate someone like you, but it's not like any bitch is gonna give you the slightest chance of slipping your cock in her so I feel safe in the fact you wont bread.
 
I didn't buy any tickets in advance.

Of course, I went this morning for the 9.30am session so most of the teenage kiddies were probably still asleep.
 
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