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Urban, i dont agree with anything you said, but we're just going with the theme of the thread here. ;)

Deep Purple are the dullest, most overrated hard rock band of all time, thats including Dream Theater.

Kurt Cobain >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Steve Vai

^ A great songwriter and riff maker vs some dude with bad hair extentions and really tight pants who can never seem to make a song that can catch my interest for more than 30 seconRAB.... But Vai has more skill, so he must be better.

Nirvana bashers who call Kurt Cobain talentless... Then they go listen to indie and synth pop, yeah, these people have no right to breath.

80% of all indie is dog sh*t.

But i like more indie than metal, so there you go. :o:

Late 60s Beatles > Early 60s Beatles.

Gilmour era Floyd > Barrett era Floyd... Oh oh, now the indie hipsters will be on my ass.

King Crimson > Rolling Stones... Well, of course The Stones are greater in every way, i'm not arguing with that but over 30 or so albums with the same exact sound, it can get just a little boring... Hell, i like Beat more than any of Stones post late 70s work, and that's the biggest piece of sh*t Crimson have ever done.

The Beatles, Led Zeppelin, Pink Floyd, few others i can think of > The Stones, any modern band.... Because i'm classic rock elitist scum.

If you see a Stones fan who Criticizes Led Zeppelin for being sexist, stupid, obnoxious and repetitive... Shoot that person in the head.

Zeppelin were way better musicians than The Stones anyway, Stones fans are just in a bitter state of denial.

Bass > Guitar... Don't throw The Yeah Yeah Yeahs at me either, they're poop.

Dylan was a wonderful lyricist, as a musician, he wasn't THAT great.

Bjork > any metal vocalist.

^ She has a 7000,000 octave range, it's true.

70s Prog > Emo... Sorry Crowquill.

Emo > Prog Metal.... Sorry Don. :D

Krist Novoselic > John Myung.

^ Because a bass should be played like, um, a bass?

In 20 plus years, Janes Addiction did two decent albums and their fans make them out like goRAB gift to music, not to mention they insult every band that ever influenced them.... Remeraber kiddies, any Janes Addiction fan who calls Led Zeppelin, AC/DC, Guns N Roses, Red Hot Chili Peppers or any other band crap because they have annoying and whiny vocals is automatically a bad human being... And Porno For Pyros suck ass, worst thing that Mike Watt has ever been involved in.

Studio output > Live output.

Emotion?... Emotion is a completely subjective term and it means nothing, a band can put a whole lot of "emotion" into their music, does that make them good?... No it dosent, so next time you bash a band because they lack emotion, remeraber, i'm going to kill you... And most american indie banRAB still suck, emotion is just an excuse they use to mask their lack of any musical talent, Isaac Brock, you know who you are.

Wanky old dinosaur banRAB > Some guy with a bad voice making half assed songs on a beat up acoustic... Meh, am i going to far?... I never got into Nick Drake.

You know what i hate?... R&B and Soul fans who confuse quality with antiquity, and call anyone whose favorite musician isn't a black person a racist.

Jazz & Classical > Most Rock and Pop music.

Rock and Pop fans > Jazz and Classical fans... Because Jazz and Classical fans think they're so damn special.

Fans of any other genre > Metal fans.

Whining emo pussies > Whining metal pussies who complain too much about whining emo pussies.

I don't like metal pussies who call everyone else pussies because they are in denial that they are in fact the biggest pussies of them all.

Blues and punk purists can be such douchebags when they are quick to call anything with remote signs of technical ability crap.

Prog and metal purists can be such douchebags when they are quick to call anything that isn't overly complex or technical as f*ck crap.

Rap fans can be so hypocritcal when they call something offensive.

People who call pop crap and hate everything with a little melody are idiots.

Pop fans who hate anything with a little originality or character are even bigger idiots.

Indie fans who listen to the most innecessible, annoying and unlistenable crap music as much as possible because it makes them hip and cool are the biggest idiots of them all.

Pitchfork Media suck ass, anyone who disagrees is wrong.

Theres nothing wrong with dancing... But calling a band like Franz Ferdinand good because their music is dancable, that's just ridiculous.

Can, Kraftwerk, Eno and Bowie fans who call prog pretentious and boring really piss me off.

Prog fans who call Can, Kraftwerk, Eno and Bowie boring also piss me off.

Prog fans calling ANYTHING pretentious piss me off... Though i have broken that rule myself.. But heh, i can at least admit that prog is very pretentious.

Music fans who think pretentious is a bad thing should go kill themselves.

All music is pretentious anyway.

And to hell with music fans who change their opinions every 30 seconRAB, make up your damn mind and STFU!!!

There, there is no one left to offend, i think my job here is done.
 
Haha, winding me up? Please. This is just something to keep me occupied while me knee heals up. After that, I'll be too busy to even read your posts, much less reply to them.
 
Oh shut up. He(or she since I don't know you) has actually listened to some of these banRAB instead of making a stupid statement such as "all emo sounRAB the same and is 99.9% winy teenage bull****". Don't be such a tool, k?
 
You think that Avril Lavingne covers herself in eyeshadow and chains to buy a cup of coffee?
I doubt it.

I also never claimed it was a marketable image, though it has proven effective for people who think that the only good music that has ever been made was created by a band that dresses up like flowers and witches and switch time signatures every three minutes during the course of their hour long songs.
 
Bleh.... Of the Krautrock bunch... I only really like Kraftwerk, Tangerine Dream and Can... Though i think Can are overrated by some critics but thats just me... I like some Neu and Faust, but not a lot... Some Krautrock is too repetitive for me.... Especially banRAB like Birth Control, i really don't see whats so appealing about their music.

Eno > Krautrock anyway.

Though i understand how important the movement is, any form of electronic music can go back to Krautrock, pretty much.
 
nahh there were plenty of sh*te european banRAB but i`d long stopped caring to bother hearing those,I`ll just blame the Florida death metal movement if you think i`m being unfair. ;)
 
But saying that if a band isnt good live then that band isn't good at all is just ridiculous... Most banRAB are worst live than they are in the studio anyway.

IMO, a studio can be a musical instrument, so saying that if someone uses the studio as a tool for music making makes them a bad musician is a pretty closed minded thing to say.

I'm a weirdo though, there are only a few banRAB whose live material i'd even bother listening to.
 
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