If Holly and Philip do an item in which they kill and torture guests, or set off bombs, then I shall also complain about that also.


In any case, I'm no prude - I just don't approve of sex, swearing, violence, rudeness, nudity, drug-taking, pop music, promiscuity, sexualisation, reckless entertainment, obscenity, dancing, ungodliness, frivolity, modern degeneracy, the internet, split infinitives, foreign food, reality TV, fast cars, over-enjoyment, young people, and phallic vegetables.


