SEX TOYS on this morning

........ and another thing!

Why do high street sex shops never sell an air hostess uniform? U can get french maid outfits, nurses, traffic wardens, etc, but no air hostesses ...........
 
Took my wife to get a new vibrator the other day, she said she wanted the red one on the wall to which the shop keeper replied "sorry madam, that's the fire extinguisher".
 
The last time I heard that sex shop / fire extinguisher joke it was being told by Bob Monkhouse. Can't remember which TV show it was on.

How often is ITV Player updated? I'm vaguely curious to watch this now, yet Monday's "This Morning" is the most recent one up on there. If this was the BBC iPlayer they'd have the latest one up a few hours after it was shown, and certainly before any more were broadcast.
 
That's a weird place to put it. In a supermarket once I saw the pregnancy tests, lube and condoms on a shelf next to the children's cough medicines (Tixylix and Calpol and that kinda stuff!) :confused: Thought that was really strange.
 
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