Semi-Sweet Chocolate Chips for Milk Chocolate Candy

In news:rec.food.cooking, "BigBadBubbas" posted
on Sat, 19 Feb 2011 15:17:43 -0500 the following:


I liked Google before the spamming webmasters became savvier than Google
webmasters. That's pretty sad, that someone selling penis enlargment
products can write code that outsmarts Google algorithims.


No, I just wanted nuts in my chocolate.

Damaeus
 
"Damaeus" wrote in message
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You're the one with the comprehension problem. Your friend did you a favour
picking them up while at the store. That's great! Saved you a trip. Saved
on gas money, whatever. You still can't magically turn them into something
else. Take them back and get what you want. It's really not a difficult
concept.

Jill
 
In news:rec.food.cooking, merryb posted on Wed, 16 Feb
2011 12:37:59 -0800 (PST) the following:


I thought it was, too, but anytime somebody criticizes me, I sometimes
double-check. Brooklyn criticized my grammar in another post and was
completely wrong in that case, too.

Damaeus
 
On Mon, 14 Feb 2011 02:18:58 -0800, "Julie Bove"
wrote:

OH! Thanks. Speaking of peanut butter cookies, I ran across a no
flour peanut butter cookie recipe (baked) and it's *really* good!

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Today's mighty oak is just yesterday's nut that held its ground.
 
On Mon, 14 Feb 2011 18:42:35 -0800, Dan Abel wrote:

Hahaha! Come to think of it, you're right. Isn't that stuff starting
in August now? They have *no* shame!

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Today's mighty oak is just yesterday's nut that held its ground.
 
In news:rec.food.cooking, "BigBadBubbas" posted
on Sat, 19 Feb 2011 15:17:43 -0500 the following:


I liked Google before the spamming webmasters became savvier than Google
webmasters. That's pretty sad, that someone selling penis enlargment
products can write code that outsmarts Google algorithims.


No, I just wanted nuts in my chocolate.

Damaeus
 
In news:rec.food.cooking, merryb posted on Wed, 16 Feb
2011 12:18:25 -0800 (PST) the following:


Some of us are made for Hell, but I'm glad you're enjoying yourself.

Damaeus
 
On Sat, 19 Feb 2011 16:46:55 -0800, Dan Abel wrote:


I don't speak "computer" so when something works, I don't mess with
it! :)

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Today's mighty oak is just yesterday's nut that held its ground.
 
On Sun, 13 Feb 2011 11:03:22 -0600, Damaeus wrote:


So then he should every right to buy whatever size chips he wants so
screw your damn "mini" chocolate chips.



This is a Classic RFC-style thread. Nobody knows the answer to the
posed question so lets just quiz him to death about the rest of the
post!

You should have just got mini M&M's that way you could have used the
extras a lot easier (like... by eating them).

-sw
 
On Mon, 14 Feb 2011 03:31:27 -0600, Damaeus wrote:


Most grocery stores *will* take returns, especially exchanges, on
baking goods such as those provided you have a receipt.

Why not try it with what you have? Then when it works, you can bitch
at them.

My store will take a return or an exchange on anything unless they
think I'm abusing the system (often without a receipt). But the
returned goods won't necessarily make it back onto the shelf (as in
your case of ground beef). But the nestle chips would certainly be
restocked on the shelves.

Maybe you could get Geraldo Rivera or 20/20 to investigate this nasty
practice. I can see how some people would be paranoid about it. But
I don't think I really need or want all my food in child-proof,
safety-sealed, syringe-proof packaging. And if I wanted to shoot
cyanide into Yoplait I could do that right there at the store without
having to purchase it first. Why risk the customer service people
remembering my face as the guy who returned poisoned yoghurt? Or
rabbit turds instead of chocolate morsels?

-sw
 
On Mon, 14 Feb 2011 03:32:08 -0600, Damaeus wrote:


Well, I don't think you're going to get an answer until we beat you to
death about the rest of your post.

But seeing as how it's a day for love, melt the chips and add powdered
sugar to make them sweeter. I don't know how to get milk into them
without changing the consistency. The powdered sugar in itself may
change the texture - but since you don't have anything better to do
with them...

-sw
 
In article ,
Damaeus wrote:


Look for a recipe for fudge that involves marshmallows.

--
Barb, Mother Superior, HOSSSPoJ
Holy Order of the Sacred Sisters of St. Pectina of Jella
"Always in a jam, never in a stew; sometimes in a pickle."
Pepparkakor particulars posted 11-29-2010;
http://web.me.com/barbschaller
 
On Feb 14, 4:31?am, Damaeus wrote:


Dial down the paranoia and put on your tinfoil hat. There aren't
hordes of evildoers out there buying food, poisoning it, and
returning it. Most grocery stores will take nonperishables back
if you have the receipt (which I don't imagine you do anymore)
and say "I bought the wrong thing." Even without a receipt,
they might be willing to do an exchange.

Just throw the chips away. You won't go to Hell for wasting food,
and starving children in Buttfuckistan won't be any the worse
off for it.

Cindy Hamilton
 
On Sat, 19 Feb 2011 16:46:55 -0800, Dan Abel wrote:


I don't speak "computer" so when something works, I don't mess with
it! :)

--

Today's mighty oak is just yesterday's nut that held its ground.
 
In news:rec.food.cooking, merryb posted on Wed, 16 Feb
2011 12:20:51 -0800 (PST) the following:


Yes. If I had saved all the potatoes I ever cut into that were rotten in
the middle, I'd need a U-Haul trailer to take them back to the store.

Damaeus
 
On 12/02/2011 11:34 PM, Damaeus wrote:



If you have to be so damned anal about your chocolate chips why not just
get a knife and cut htem into halves or smeller?
 
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