Episode 21 Mini-Parody
Code Geass: Lelouch of the Empire. No, this isn't the Twilight Zone.
Uh-oh, did I just jump the shark?!?!
GENERIC NARRATOR: Get ready, folks! It's time for--
ALL CODE GEASS FEMALE VOICES: GEASS CHANNEL!
KALLEN: GOOD MORNING, GEASS FANS! Welcome to Geass Channel! I'm your oh-so-adorable host, Kallen Kouzuki!
SHIRLEY: And I'm the assistant host, Shirley! I may be dead, but I still attract the fanboys!
C.C. Not as many as me, though. I used to be immortal, and that makes me mysterious and cool.
KALLEN: And that would be our co-assistant host, C.C, who I'm not jealous of at all. Also, this definitely isn't ripping off Lucky Star.
C.C. Right, sure, that's why we're being animated in Super Deformed style.
SHIRLEY: Eeeeeh? Oooooh, cool!
KALLEN: Anyway, we have lots to talk about today! And who better to fill us in on the details than an actual reporter! Let's welcome our special guest, Milly Ashford!
MILLY: Thank you, Kallen! As it turns out, thanks to Geass, Lady Marianne's personality was inside Anya all along. After years of oppressing the masses and ruling with an iron fist, Emperor Charles Britannia finally crossed the line when he revealed to us all that he was the biggest Evangelion fanboy in the universe.
****FLASrabroadACK****
CHARLES: HUMANITY WILL BE ONE CONSCIOUSNESS AND THERE WILL BE NO LIES! BECAUSE THERE WILL BE NO PEOPLE! GET IT?
SUZAKU: That's...wow. Just wow.
LELOUCH: Holy freaking ****. And they said I was insane. I mean, maybe I am, just a little bit, but DAMN.
C.C. I'll just sit down and agree with you both.
CHARLES: Look, really. It'll be absolutely fantastic.
LELOUCH: You threw me and Nunally away for this C-Grade evil plan? Honestly, on behalf of all self-respecting shonen protagnoists everywhere, I am insulted.
MARIANNE: You're not convinced? I can't understand why!
SUZAKU: Seriously? Lady, I don't know if anybody's ever told you this, but there is something wrong with you. Besides, without my body, I can't hold Zaku-chan.
CHARLES: MY EVANGELION ENDING TRUMPS GUNPLA, YOU FOOL! PSYCHO-EMPEROR CRUSHER M. BISON RIPOFF ATTACK!
SUZAKU: Trumps Gunpla? Blasphemy! Lelouch, results through action! Protecting what you love means denying something else! Et cetera!
LELOUCH: All right then, how about my Metaphysical Outraged Commandment of Youth Attack! Time shall go on!
CHARLES: NOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooo..........
MARIANNE: Somehow, it feels as though my 15 minutes of fame were wasted.
LELOUCH: The world as it is, not a revolution! The Dragons of Heaven were right.
GENERIC NARRATOR: X, BY CLAMP! BUY IT TODAY!
CLAMP: Hahaha, we finally got some payoff for our work!
SUZAKU: It's over? Clearly, my love of Gundam model kits made the difference.
LELOUCH: Shut up, it was your timely advice and my luck as the series protagonist. Now let's go rule the world and stuff.
SUZAKU: Sweet! Progress before grudges, I say! That's why I'm way more awesome than Sasuke from Naruto.
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MILLY: And then, Lelouch used Geass on the royal family, took over the empire, and found himself the most ridiculous clothes that he could find.
SHIRLEY: NO WAY!
KALLEN: Seriously, I agree with Suzaku. Everyone knows that Gundam is better. But my Guren is just the best!
SUNRISE EXECUTIVE: Product placement rules!
KALLEN: The show has really changed a lot, hasn't it? But don't worry, even without Zero leading the rebellion, I'll do my best as the leading lady until the end!
C.C. Excuse me? That's my role.
KALLEN: Ooooh, right. What have you done to deserve that?
C.C. Well I wasn't captured for a third of the season, for one thing!
KALLEN: Oh please, as opposed to your pointless amnesia?
C.C. I'll have you know that it made my character extremely sympathetic! By the way, whatever happened to your backstory? Oh, that's right. It was something that we like to call FORGOTTEN.
KALLEN: Listen here, you green-haired birabo, I'm the one with piloting skills and the strongest giant robot! I was fighting the empire as his right hand of justice when you were sitting around his apartment in a straitjacket!
C.C. *I* kissed Lelouch in season 1!
KALLEN: WHAT? YOU ROLE-STEALING WENCH!
C.C. And you're a fanservice tool of a jerk!
SHIRLEY: Ah-ha-ha, moving right along, let's read some viewer mail! *ahem* "Dear Shirley. You say you attract fanboys, but you don't attract me. I'm glad you're dead. Your character was shallow. I hate you so much, I wish the show would make you alive again just so that you could die again. Also, I think that Kallen is a babe. Signed, HellCat."
*silence*
****DESK SLAM****
SHIRLEY: WHAT THE HELL IS THIS!
KALLEN: HA! See, see! Victory is mine!
SHIRLEY: THIS MEANS WAR!
KALLEN: Bring it on, you pampered schoolgirl!
C.C. We'll see who's hot after my chair smashes your face!
****curtain closes, violent noises and shouting****
GENERIC NARRATOR: Oh, son of a--that is, JOIN US NEXT TIME FOR ANOTHER EXCITING EDITION OF GEASS CHANNEL!
**loud crashes, shrill screams**
GENERIC NARRATOR: For the love of Tomino, CALL SECURITY!