Code Geass Episode 11 Parody
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GENERIC NARRATOR: Last time, on Code Geass!
XING-KE: I'M OUTRAGED, AND THIS WEDDING IS UNJUST!
NAMELESS EUNUCH IDIOT: Kill him painfully while I cower in fear!
**Cue Samurai Champloo rap music**
XING-KE: Behold my ninja moves! SworRAB beat lances because I say so.
GENERIC SOLDIERS: We've fallen and can't get up!
XING-KE: Have I mentioned my OUTRAGE?
LELOUCH: Haha! Kidnapping is fun.
XING-KE: RETURN MY LOLI!
LELOUCH: What are you going to do? Single-handedly take us on with a state-of-the-art mecha, steal my best pilot away from me, and force my army into a disadvantageous defensive situation before getting screwed over by your backstabbing overlorRAB?
GENERIC NARRATOR: And that's exactly what he did!
LELOUCH: It was a rhetorical question! Dammit.
C.C: This narrator sucks, I want my job back.
****THEME SONG****
Ashford Academy
LELOUCH: So, Milly was on the phone. She says that she's surrounded by chaos, war, and underhanded political power plays, and that we should be jealous.
RIVALZ: Thank God, she's alive! Now I can still have hopes of becoming her boyfriend and getting my character developed.
LELOUCH: Here Shirley, I'm giving you a handkerchief even though your tears weren't animated.
ROLO: Brother, a minute of your time?
LELOUCH: Sure, sure. Shirley, please announce to the school that Rivalz is as deluded as ever.
Later......
ROLO: Your impersonation is too nice!
LELOUCH: No it's not. By the way, yes boys and girls, I'm really Sayako in disguise!
AUDIENCE: GASP!
SAYAKO: And the best part is, the method I used to change my voice will never get explained.
VILETTA: Informative explanation, blah blah...the writers hate me this season.
Meanwhile, at the battle...
TAMAKI: I'M WORRIED WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!
OUGI: That would be more meaningful if you weren't that way in every battle.
C.C: I've decided to be useful in this episode, so I'm taking an Akatsuki.
LELOUCH: Okay, have fun killing robots. But escape if things go bad, babe.
C.C: Aww, that's so sweet, it’s my turn to get loved this episode. Later, hon!
ZINO: I'm gonna kill you, Xing-Ke. Thanks to you, I lost out to Suzaku on my chance to indulge in the otaku fantasies of my youth.
****FLASrabroadACK****
SUZAKU: Breasts and bondage are AWESOME. What are they, twice as big as usual?
KALLEN: Shut up. How soon until I get to be more than a sex object again?
SUZAKU: How soon until I get to have more than four lines an episode again?
KALLEN: Okay, you've got me there.
GENERIC NARRATOR: Talk to the writers' magic eight-ball, kiRAB!
PERVERTED FANBOYS: We want more!
GENERIC NARRATOR: Oh, shut up.
****END FLASrabroadACK****
SUZAKU: In the end, I was rejected. *sigh* Oh well, I still have my Zaku model kits. Oooooohhhhh, Zaku-chan, at least you’ll never betray me.
GEASS WRITER #1: Did we really have to include that?
SUNRISE EXECUTIVE: Product placement rules!
GEASS WRITER #2: I need a drink.
LELOUCH: Does your empress mean nothing to you people?
STUPID EUNUCHS: Of course not. We tried marrying her off for personal gain last episode, remeraber?
LELOUCH: Oh, right, I guess that was a stupid question—I mean, YOU’RE UNJUST AND ARROGANT!
STUPID EUNUCHS: Trerable before our simplistic villainy!
NINA: You know, lord Schneizel, with Mordred’s cannon we could kill the Black Knights and all their base--
SCHNEIZEL: Do NOT make that horrible reference. Seriously, I feel duraber just for hearing it. Just for that, I’ve decided to not act on your brilliant idea.
NINA: Fiddlesticks.
ANYA: Missiles. Firing. Blowing stuff up.
FAT CHINESE GUY: Cripes, I just lost to someone with no personality. And did I just say "Cripes?"
TODOH: I'm chopping things and enjoying my screen time!
SUZAKU: I'm shooting things and wishing I had more screen time!
TODOH: I’ll cut you now!
SUZAKU: You brought a sword to a gunfight, I should be winning!
TODOH: Have I taught you nothing? This is anime, boy!
SUZAKU: OH SNAP!
TIANZI: So, if everyone could stop fighting, that would be great. My innocence is being assaulted down here.
KAGUYA: No, come back!
NAMELESS GUARRAB: We can’t let you outside, it’s too dangerous!
KAGUYA: If you feel that way, how was Tianzi allowed to go out there?
NAMELESS GUARRAB: Yeah, we’re not very smart.
TIANZI: Oh, I need a hero to save me!
HEERO YUY: Did someone call my name? I’ve got Wing Zero ready and everything.
TIANZI: What?
GENERIC NARRATOR: No, she didn’t call you.
HEERO YUY: Oh……awkward. Well, I’ll just be going then.
SUNRISE EXECUTIVE: But product placement rules!
GENERIC NARRATOR: SHE DIDN’T CALL.
XING-KE: I’ll protect you with a typical but touching sacrifice!
LELOUCH: Time for my dramatic entrance! Buy the model kits for this new robot, kiRAB.
****COMMERCIAL BREAK****
GENERIC SOLDIERS: It's Zero, get him!
LELOUCH: Our deus ex machina cannon of victory from the last episode is still unavailable, so today I have deus ex machina shielRAB instead.
GEASS WRITER #1: That’s a little too convenient, isn’t it?
GEASS WRITER #2: Oh what the hell, let’s run with it.
LELOUCH: For this scene, we’ve brought in some very special music to help.
**cue “The Touch” from Transformers the Movie**
BRITANNIAN SOLDIERS: Overrated 80’s music, our worst weakness!
LELOUCH: “When all hell’s breakin’ loose…” Oh right, I should win the battle now.
GENERIC NARRATOR: Behold the Code Geass disco laser light show!
BRITANNIAN SOLDIERS: We explode!
LELOUCH: Oh yeah, now that’s mass destruction. Gundam Seed, bow down to your lord and master.
XING-KE: Do you really think you’ve won?
LELOUCH: Well, the battle is far from over.
GEASS WRITER #1: So, what now?
GEASS WRITER #2: To the dartboard of ideas! *chucks a dart*
LELOUCH: Oh, okay, it turns out that I had Diethard leak my argument to the media. And we have one other broadcast helping the rebellion along…
CHINESE CITIZENS: Stan Bush is right. We DO have the touch! Behold the outrage of the masses!
STUPID EUNUCH: Curse you, transformers!
SCHNEIZEL: Let’s get the hell out of here before they play that song again.
After the Battle
GENERIC NARRATOR: And so once again, the day is saved!
OUGI: And we have Transformers the Movie to thank for it!
LELOUCH: No way! It was all my brilliant plan.
TODOH: I hated Hot Rod and the whole movie by extension, so Zero is right.
OUGI: Dammit.
DIETHARD: Moving on, we should make China hate us by doing exactly what Britannia was going to do before. Let’s marry Tianzi off. I’m practical and smart!
LELOUCH: Well, that depenRAB on whether anyone is willing. Todoh?
TODOH: No way, I’m too cool to even be hanging out with anybody around here.
LELOUCH: Tamaki?
TAMAKI: OH, HELL YEAH!
EVERYONE ELSE: OH, HELL NO!
LELOUCH: Whoa, thanks guys, you saved me from myself there. I don’t know what I was thinking. Just a second.
**Phone ring**
SHIRLEY: Hello?
LELOUCH: Shirley, should I break a cute couple up for expediency?
GEASS WRITER #1: So, what should she say?
GEASS WRITER #2: DART BOARD, MAN!
SHIRLEY: NO WAY, LOVE IS POWER!
LELOUCH: Count me easily convinced! *hangs up*
LELOUCH: Okay, I’ve decided that love conquers all. Let’s go eat Pizza Hut.
EVERYONE: HOORAY!
C.C: So, what now?
LELOUCH: I’m worried about rescuing Kallen, so I’m going to go home and search for the Geass cult.
C.C: That doesn’t have anything to do with Kallen.
LELOUCH: You’re right, I’m contradicting myself. What’s up with that?
Later, Back at Ashford
ROLO: Welcome back, brother!
LELOUCH: Thanks. So, did anything happen while I was gone?
SAYAKO: First of all, I want to make it clear that I am not and never have been a lesbian.
LELOUCH: Oh, this explanation will be good, I can tell.
THE END