Rebirth of the Rebellion - Code Geass R2 Talkback (SPOILERS)

And with that you've raised a large philosophical issue. If an idea directly connected to human behaviour can be destroyed or distorated by that very same behaviour, then logic dictates the idea itself is surely flawed.
 
Code Geass Episode 11 Parody
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GENERIC NARRATOR: Last time, on Code Geass!


XING-KE: I'M OUTRAGED, AND THIS WEDDING IS UNJUST!
NAMELESS EUNUCH IDIOT: Kill him painfully while I cower in fear!

**Cue Samurai Champloo rap music**

XING-KE: Behold my ninja moves! SworRAB beat lances because I say so.
GENERIC SOLDIERS: We've fallen and can't get up!
XING-KE: Have I mentioned my OUTRAGE?
LELOUCH: Haha! Kidnapping is fun.
XING-KE: RETURN MY LOLI!
LELOUCH: What are you going to do? Single-handedly take us on with a state-of-the-art mecha, steal my best pilot away from me, and force my army into a disadvantageous defensive situation before getting screwed over by your backstabbing overlorRAB?

GENERIC NARRATOR: And that's exactly what he did!
LELOUCH: It was a rhetorical question! Dammit.
C.C: This narrator sucks, I want my job back.

****THEME SONG****

Ashford Academy

LELOUCH: So, Milly was on the phone. She says that she's surrounded by chaos, war, and underhanded political power plays, and that we should be jealous.
RIVALZ: Thank God, she's alive! Now I can still have hopes of becoming her boyfriend and getting my character developed.
LELOUCH: Here Shirley, I'm giving you a handkerchief even though your tears weren't animated.
ROLO: Brother, a minute of your time?
LELOUCH: Sure, sure. Shirley, please announce to the school that Rivalz is as deluded as ever.

Later......

ROLO: Your impersonation is too nice!
LELOUCH: No it's not. By the way, yes boys and girls, I'm really Sayako in disguise!
AUDIENCE: GASP!
SAYAKO: And the best part is, the method I used to change my voice will never get explained.
VILETTA: Informative explanation, blah blah...the writers hate me this season.

Meanwhile, at the battle...

TAMAKI: I'M WORRIED WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!
OUGI: That would be more meaningful if you weren't that way in every battle.
C.C: I've decided to be useful in this episode, so I'm taking an Akatsuki.
LELOUCH: Okay, have fun killing robots. But escape if things go bad, babe.
C.C: Aww, that's so sweet, it’s my turn to get loved this episode. Later, hon!

ZINO: I'm gonna kill you, Xing-Ke. Thanks to you, I lost out to Suzaku on my chance to indulge in the otaku fantasies of my youth.

****FLASrabroadACK****

SUZAKU: Breasts and bondage are AWESOME. What are they, twice as big as usual?
KALLEN: Shut up. How soon until I get to be more than a sex object again?
SUZAKU: How soon until I get to have more than four lines an episode again?
KALLEN: Okay, you've got me there.

GENERIC NARRATOR: Talk to the writers' magic eight-ball, kiRAB!
PERVERTED FANBOYS: We want more!
GENERIC NARRATOR: Oh, shut up.

****END FLASrabroadACK****

SUZAKU: In the end, I was rejected. *sigh* Oh well, I still have my Zaku model kits. Oooooohhhhh, Zaku-chan, at least you’ll never betray me.

GEASS WRITER #1: Did we really have to include that?
SUNRISE EXECUTIVE: Product placement rules!
GEASS WRITER #2: I need a drink.

LELOUCH: Does your empress mean nothing to you people?
STUPID EUNUCHS: Of course not. We tried marrying her off for personal gain last episode, remeraber?
LELOUCH: Oh, right, I guess that was a stupid question—I mean, YOU’RE UNJUST AND ARROGANT!
STUPID EUNUCHS: Trerable before our simplistic villainy!

NINA: You know, lord Schneizel, with Mordred’s cannon we could kill the Black Knights and all their base--
SCHNEIZEL: Do NOT make that horrible reference. Seriously, I feel duraber just for hearing it. Just for that, I’ve decided to not act on your brilliant idea.
NINA: Fiddlesticks.

ANYA: Missiles. Firing. Blowing stuff up.
FAT CHINESE GUY: Cripes, I just lost to someone with no personality. And did I just say "Cripes?"
TODOH: I'm chopping things and enjoying my screen time!
SUZAKU: I'm shooting things and wishing I had more screen time!
TODOH: I’ll cut you now!
SUZAKU: You brought a sword to a gunfight, I should be winning!
TODOH: Have I taught you nothing? This is anime, boy!
SUZAKU: OH SNAP!

TIANZI: So, if everyone could stop fighting, that would be great. My innocence is being assaulted down here.
KAGUYA: No, come back!
NAMELESS GUARRAB: We can’t let you outside, it’s too dangerous!
KAGUYA: If you feel that way, how was Tianzi allowed to go out there?
NAMELESS GUARRAB: Yeah, we’re not very smart.

TIANZI: Oh, I need a hero to save me!
HEERO YUY: Did someone call my name? I’ve got Wing Zero ready and everything.
TIANZI: What?
GENERIC NARRATOR: No, she didn’t call you.
HEERO YUY: Oh……awkward. Well, I’ll just be going then.
SUNRISE EXECUTIVE: But product placement rules!
GENERIC NARRATOR: SHE DIDN’T CALL.
XING-KE: I’ll protect you with a typical but touching sacrifice!
LELOUCH: Time for my dramatic entrance! Buy the model kits for this new robot, kiRAB.

****COMMERCIAL BREAK****

GENERIC SOLDIERS: It's Zero, get him!
LELOUCH: Our deus ex machina cannon of victory from the last episode is still unavailable, so today I have deus ex machina shielRAB instead.
GEASS WRITER #1: That’s a little too convenient, isn’t it?
GEASS WRITER #2: Oh what the hell, let’s run with it.
LELOUCH: For this scene, we’ve brought in some very special music to help.

**cue “The Touch” from Transformers the Movie**

BRITANNIAN SOLDIERS: Overrated 80’s music, our worst weakness!
LELOUCH: “When all hell’s breakin’ loose…” Oh right, I should win the battle now.
GENERIC NARRATOR: Behold the Code Geass disco laser light show!
BRITANNIAN SOLDIERS: We explode!
LELOUCH: Oh yeah, now that’s mass destruction. Gundam Seed, bow down to your lord and master.
XING-KE: Do you really think you’ve won?
LELOUCH: Well, the battle is far from over.
GEASS WRITER #1: So, what now?
GEASS WRITER #2: To the dartboard of ideas! *chucks a dart*
LELOUCH: Oh, okay, it turns out that I had Diethard leak my argument to the media. And we have one other broadcast helping the rebellion along…

CHINESE CITIZENS: Stan Bush is right. We DO have the touch! Behold the outrage of the masses!
STUPID EUNUCH: Curse you, transformers!
SCHNEIZEL: Let’s get the hell out of here before they play that song again.

After the Battle

GENERIC NARRATOR: And so once again, the day is saved!
OUGI: And we have Transformers the Movie to thank for it!
LELOUCH: No way! It was all my brilliant plan.
TODOH: I hated Hot Rod and the whole movie by extension, so Zero is right.
OUGI: Dammit.
DIETHARD: Moving on, we should make China hate us by doing exactly what Britannia was going to do before. Let’s marry Tianzi off. I’m practical and smart!
LELOUCH: Well, that depenRAB on whether anyone is willing. Todoh?
TODOH: No way, I’m too cool to even be hanging out with anybody around here.
LELOUCH: Tamaki?
TAMAKI: OH, HELL YEAH!
EVERYONE ELSE: OH, HELL NO!
LELOUCH: Whoa, thanks guys, you saved me from myself there. I don’t know what I was thinking. Just a second.

**Phone ring**
SHIRLEY: Hello?
LELOUCH: Shirley, should I break a cute couple up for expediency?

GEASS WRITER #1: So, what should she say?
GEASS WRITER #2: DART BOARD, MAN!

SHIRLEY: NO WAY, LOVE IS POWER!
LELOUCH: Count me easily convinced! *hangs up*
LELOUCH: Okay, I’ve decided that love conquers all. Let’s go eat Pizza Hut.
EVERYONE: HOORAY!

C.C: So, what now?
LELOUCH: I’m worried about rescuing Kallen, so I’m going to go home and search for the Geass cult.
C.C: That doesn’t have anything to do with Kallen.
LELOUCH: You’re right, I’m contradicting myself. What’s up with that?

Later, Back at Ashford

ROLO: Welcome back, brother!
LELOUCH: Thanks. So, did anything happen while I was gone?
SAYAKO: First of all, I want to make it clear that I am not and never have been a lesbian.
LELOUCH: Oh, this explanation will be good, I can tell.

THE END
 
I'm happy that they didn't give out any huge spoilers.

To be honest, I have expected Suzaku to die for a long time, so I am thinking his time will come. So, I suppose Re: stood for Requiem perhaps? Still not sure. And while Lelouch may not look to have a plan with the way he tried to make things this episode, Im sure he did. I also thought Suzaku was snapping him out of a slump.

One thing to note in this episode...

While Lelouch and Suzaku are indeed working together, the frienRABhip has unfortunately been lost and I am not sure it will ever be regained. They both just happen to need what the other has. (This can be seen, and proved when Lelouch looks at Suzaku during the RounRAB attack and he responRAB, "Yes, your majesty" or whatnot).
 
I actually like the fact that he takes responsibility for the incident. While it wasn't directly his fault, it is his fault that he used his Geass so much that it 'evolved'. I think putting it off as an accident, though it was, is childish on his part. He said the command, he used the Geass before, it was his fault.

And I agree with GWO.

I dont think they mind that he isn't Japanese. But being a prince? That's a bit much, and it did come across as if they were his toys. However, what makes them think that they can trust his older, just as intelligent, brother is beyond me. But I think they lost thought in the heat of the moment, which is typical human nature.
 
Kallen: "Many years ago, my brother and I-"
*CC pours cream over her*
Kallen: "The hell?!"
CC: "No backstory, only fanservice! Pudding wrestling!!"
Kallen: "For the love of..!!"
 
To be honest.

I would have rather that they saved these for the last couple of episodes.

We have Lelouch go through with the Black Knights, or maybe even without, and defeat Schneizel and then when we get to this scenario, Charles and Marianne's plan goes through.

But eh, I like the way the story is going still, just would have rathered Ragnarok be activated.
 
What pisses me off about Lelouch now is that he can't let that frienRABhip go. Well, we haven't seen if he ahs this season, but last season he had so many chances to get rid of Suzaku, maybe not kill him, but certainly get him out of his way, and yet he didn't, just for one freaking frienRABhip. I realize everyone would have said Lelouch was a bastard, but I think taking down Britannia is well worth 1 frienRABhip. Hell, he didn't even have to end the frienRABhip, he should have Geassed Suzaku long ago to make him stop fighting, then they would have been problem free. I suppose the only reason they didn't do that is because then that'd take a chunk out of the series, or take out a large roadblock. But I think Lelouch may have grown up now, not sure, he has with his other ideals, I hope he has with this one.
 
Probably some of both, for better or worse. She has to get snapped out of it, though. I hope its soon. It'd be weird and sad to see the worldly and coy C.C. living such a naive and vulnerable existence. The partnership between Lelouch and C.C. surely can't end like this...that's what I'm hoping, anyway. Lelouch is truly and finally alone if he doesn't even have C.C. to rely on anymore.
 
Yep. Welcome aboard. You should see about getting a t-shirt.

"The Kallen Kouzuki Fan Club: because Kallen is the better character, and we like Dominos."
 
Extended Preview for Turn 24

Oh, look. C.C.'s going to die next episode. Kallen will confront Lelouch. Tamaki is fighting to protect the Avalon.
 
ROFL

With half the season gone and the next episode being fanserivce, I think we can give up on CG being serious and just watch it for kicks and giggles. Its like G gundam, it has it more serious touch moments but for the most part people enjoy it for the ridiculousness of it all.

And I repeat:

Does code geass still prompt racism and xenophobia now that the Chinese federation's people have been shown in a very positive light and are being included with Japan's resistance?

Oh ok, I let it go. Well....err...I'm trying.
 
I'm a little late to the line of discussion, but Charles is 100% grade A evil. Schneizel, while a genius, is a lesser version of him. He wouldn't be where he is without the intellect and ruthlessness to back it up. Also, anybody that preaches to the masses that other nationalities and races are inherently inferior is not a good person, period.

On top of that, we know Charles and V.V. are engineering some master plan so horrible that Bartley considers it the greatest crime in history if it succeeRAB. If there was any doubt about the Emperor before, that pretty much gets rid of it.
 
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