Proposed New York law to shoot criminals in the arms/legs v. I shit you not

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i love that movie, because it's a true prediction of what's gonna happen to our country
 
I just imagined getting pulled over, stepping out of the car, and hearing a guitar wail while i freeze and turn green
 
Would you rather have that happen once every ten years, or not have any police officers at all?
 
You see, according to Cocteau's plan, I'm the enemy, 'cause I like to think; I like to read. I'm into freedom of speech and freedom of choice. I'm the kind of guy who likes to sit in a greasy spoon and wonder, "Gee, should I have the T-bone steak or the jumbo rack of barbecued ribs with the side order of gravy fries?" I WANT high cholesterol. I wanna eat bacon and butter and BUCKETS of cheese, okay? I want to smoke a Cuban cigar the size of Cincinnati in the non-smoking section. I want to run through the streets naked with green Jell-o all over my body reading Playboy magazine. Why? Because I suddenly might feel the need to, okay, pal? I've SEEN the future. Do you know what it is? It's a 47-year-old virgin sitting around in his beige pajamas, drinking a banana-broccoli shake, singing "I'm an Oscar Meyer Wiener".
 
better yet, just dont shoot them at all...the insurance companies will repay you for any damages you incurred during the crime.
 
You're either part of the solution or you're part of the problem. The solution is an honest and intelligent dialogue among humans. The problem is stupidity.
 
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