Proposed New York law to shoot criminals in the arms/legs v. I shit you not

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Cop: Maniac is imminent. Request advice.

Radio: With a firm tone of voice, demand maniac lie down with hands behind back.

Cop: Simon Phoenix! Lie down with your hands behind your back!

Phoenix: What's this? Six of you. Such nice, tidy uniforms. Oh, I'm so scared. You guys don't have sarcasm any more?

Cop: Maniac responded scornfully.

Radio: Approach and repeat ultimatum in an even firmer tone of voice. Add the words: "or else. "

Cop: Lie down on the ground ... or else!
 
I broke the law every day of the 5 years I lived there. I owned an ASSAULT WEAPON and *gasp* HOLLOW POINT BULLETS!

But yeah, I looked into buying stuff, and the rules are outrageous.
 
I thought you were saying that Brooklyn wasn't part of NYC, and corrected it. I didn't realize you were an upstater differentiating yourself from the NYC/LI people. That's what I get for jumping into a conversation without reading the whole thing.
 
no thats me, a Long Islander. I actually dislike the city but was just trollin' cuz you didn't know of the boroughs.
 
Yeah, not acquitting cops who do shit like this and the broomstick rape would probably slow down the proposal of stupid laws.
 
then they should make a law where you can't turn a criminal into swiss cheese

that's what seems to be the problem
 
he's talking about the dude who reached for his wallet to show the cops his ID they asked for. That happened a few years back
 
new mexico is awesome bro

unless you're some kind of faggot

good food, mexican women, and drunk natives

though basically nothing outside abq and santa fe though
 
Why can't police just shoot the gun out of a criminal's hand? Don't they have weapons training for that?
 
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