I thought it was the most pointless film I have ever seen, ever. Well maybe not ever, but I've forced all the others out of my memory.
I thought it was some kind of joke/spoof for the first few minutes, especially when the actual event occured (after like, what, 4.2 seconRAB of film?), the dialogue was like.. completely ripped from Titanic.
Why the hell was the whole film just about them getting out of the ship, there was no insight into any of the characters lives or ANYTHING. There were random things thrown in that could have been developed to build SOME kind of story line, but they just... weren't. Why mention that guy was gay at the beginning and do a 20 second sob story about his bf leaving him, if they weren't going to develop it at all later in the film? Why was that guy a past mayor or something.. with references to him not being there for his daughter when she was a child, there was like no point to it :S What the hell was that "i like to work alone" guy about, I thought it was all going to be explained, but.. no..
At least with Titanic there was a story line and by the end of it I was like "OMG JACK NOOO YOU CAN'T BE DEAD!!!!!! YOU AND ROSE HAVE JUST FOUND EACH OTHER!!!!!!" but in Poseidon I couldn't care less about the characters, and when that kid was trapped in that grate thing (why the hell would a kid run off anyway in that situation, what a little creep) I just wanted everyone else to leave him. IMO i couldnt become attached to any of the characters, enough to care if any of them died really. Except maybe that girl who was travelling on the boat to go get to her brother in hospital or something. Her death was kind of sad, for about a second.
It was so boring, there were no flashbacks or snippets into the past or future or anything other than what was happening at that precise moment, and it just ended the second they got in that lifeboat? It would have been so much better if there were less people on the little mission, so they could have developed them all more, rather than just offering one tiny snippet of information about each character, that didn't allow you to get to know them at all.
The special effects were good, but they could have done so much more with the film, why didn't they?!