Photoshop FTW!

I've just thought of something. I wonder if anyone's ever given themselves a ball-wank. You know, like a tit wank but with their own balls. I'm guessing they'd have to have a really small cock like Fat Elvis there, or a really big set of dooberries.
 
I'm still reeling over the ball-kicking post :unsure:.

I've been told they need to be left alone when they're empty, but they're not so bad when they're full. That's probably specific to the one bloke though I'm guessing.
 
manker said:
I thought people on this internets could now. Since the incorrect spelling became a meme.

You've been cheating on the bored again and mixing us up with a different internets that you've been cybering with - and I won't have it :cry:
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I didn't know it was a meme, tbh :eyebrows:

I thought we just spelled it that way 'cos we were orsum :smilie4:

It's so I spell it that way without thinking about it, now.

I done got pwned on another internets a while back while I was harshing on someone when someone pointed out I spelled it wrong.

Only retort I could think of was "I meant to do that" :dabs:

True story.
 
Can't actually remember what happened then, I just remember the kick, the pain and her laughing. It was a long time ago, now.

Squeamous said:
I've been told they need to be left alone when they're empty, but they're not so bad when they're full. That's probably specific to the one bloke though I'm guessing.
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He might have a point, sort of.

I'm not really one to take note of how my nuts feel right after secks (too busy thinking about other things or falling asleep, like), but I'm fairly certain they can get a bit sensitive after a lot of it. Part of that is probably 'cos of the commotion and bits touching in that general area, though.
 
Squeamous said:
Hee hee! I'm now imagining the police being equipped with standard-issue stern females as a humane alternative to the taser :happy:.

I just saw the skeleton one Barbie. Very clever but kind of creepy when you see yourself like that :unsure:. My favourite is the horse/tomato thing, followed closely by the snake banana. How long does something like that take to do?
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Some new use of the word humane there I see :O


Barbie is the kipper's knickers at photoshoppe btw.
 
Barbarossa said:
:lol: I have other forums with better people on them to do that for me :whistling
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