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I had a girl kick me in the nuts, once. Not just a knee or owt like. But a proper straight-leg footballer (which she played) type of kick.

Took fucking ages just to get out of the fetal position I curled up in on the ground after, like.



She did it for shits and giggles, like.
did you pimp slap her too death afterwards?
 
I think it's a meme, I use 'genious' sarcastically when someone is the complete opposite of a genius.
I thought everyone did :idunno:


In other news:
Snee's mom has got loud tits.
 
They are a bit temperamental aren't they? I never know what mood they're in so I try to stay away from them to be on the safe side :unsure:. Mind you, breasts can be like that depending on the time of month. Although that doesn't seem to stop blokes :ermm:.
 
I had a girl kick me in the nuts, once. Not just a knee or owt like. But a proper straight-leg footballer (which she played) type of kick.

Took fucking ages just to get out of the fetal position I curled up in on the ground after, like.



She did it for shits and giggles, like.

OMG! That's awful. Did you head-butt her in the tits when you'd finally got up?
 
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