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Top 10 reasons why you should join the Earthworm Clan.

1. We are AWESOME.

2. We are intellectually and physically superior to all of you!

3. We are much better than any of the clans that have emerged in Yahoo! Answers.

4. We're very sexy. We have very muscular bodies and are immune to all ailments and disease.

5. We control all of the earth's governments behind the scenes.

6. We have banged many mothers for the past 200,000 years.

7. You all carry our genes (Except the Brits and the French. They smell and are incredibly hairy). The reason why you all carry our genes is because of all the moms we have banged in the past. If it wasn't for our superior genes, you would all still be living in caves and eating crappy meat.

8. All your mothers, sisters, grand moms, and aunts secretly want to have sex with us.

9. We're badasses.

10. Did I mention we're awesome!!

So what's stopping you from joining this amazing clan. You all have the potential to be as amazing as us! It's in your genes (Except you Brits and Frenchies)! So what are you waiting for! Join!
Our mothers are already proud of us. Like I said, we are amazing. We know how to keep our homes tidy and clean unlike you Brits. We also keep our bodies clean unlike you Brits.

Don't get upset because you haven't obtained the superior genes of the Earthworm clansmen.
 
2. We are intellectually and physically superior to all of you!


Why be a part of something that thinks it's better than everyone else? LAME.
 
YOU HAVE TOO MUCH TIME ON YOUR HANDS. DO YOUR CHORES AND HELP YOUR MOTHER. LET HER BE PROUD OF YOU AND YOUR ACCOMPLISHMENTS AND NOT WORRY THAT SHE HAS A WEIRD SON.
 
YOU HAVE TOO MUCH TIME ON YOUR HANDS. DO YOUR CHORES AND HELP YOUR MOTHER. LET HER BE PROUD OF YOU AND YOUR ACCOMPLISHMENTS AND NOT WORRY THAT SHE HAS A WEIRD SON.
 
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